Broke 0 #26 November 28, 2008 Wow that is all stuff I have at my house... you're not at my house are you?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #27 November 28, 2008 Quote Quote work the ball sack. Spoken like a true gentlemen! And don't forget to run video. Skittles would ike that. What kind of tip was I supposed to give her? Whisper sweet nothings into his ear?By which you mean you would like that, right? That reminds me I forgot to video it again. I didn't go for quite 3 hours last weekend. Only like 2 and a half. Next time, I promise (and yes I'm going to keep bragging about it until I get too old to have that kind of stamina). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #28 November 28, 2008 thanks for the tip but isnt that a bit effective ? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 November 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote work the ball sack. Spoken like a true gentlemen! And don't forget to run video. Skittles would ike that. What kind of tip was I supposed to give her? Whisper sweet nothings into his ear?By which you mean you would like that, right? That reminds me I forgot to video it again. I didn't go for quite 3 hours last weekend. Only like 2 and a half. Next time, I promise (and yes I'm going to keep bragging about it until I get too old to have that kind of stamina). Well, some guys like that - dirty talk is fun! What kind of vidiot are you if you're forgetting to actually run the video? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #30 November 28, 2008 My girls are usually too busy screaming in ecstasy to talk dirty. I'm pretty sure even if I tried she wouldn't let me record it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #31 November 28, 2008 Quote thanks for the tip but isnt that a bit effective ? which one? the whispering or working the sack? BTW I misspoke I meant to say cup the ball sack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #32 November 28, 2008 Cheers, gotta dash! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #33 November 28, 2008 all i say is: go get your betty ready! or, try this for once: be reall aggressive, you'll have fun! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #34 November 28, 2008 Quote Im getting drunk & getting laid tonight!! Yey meeee I rock!! i Fxxck! any tips? i hagve a coulpel tips... #1... in my panst #1... use a ruber #2... i forgetSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #35 November 28, 2008 Quote Women know their getting laid....men hope their getting laid. i remember hearing a stand-up comic with the line "guys always talk about having sex, but we don't have the sex. women have the sex and we have to get it from them.""Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #36 November 28, 2008 Quote That's why women live longer.... They always know when they are getting laid. Thats bullshit! I've been single for almost a year and havent gotten laid in months and dont know when the dry spell is gonna end.Trust me its not from my lack of trying either. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havensiangst 0 #37 November 28, 2008 Quote havent gotten laid in months hmmm, when im looking at your avatar i wonder why.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #38 November 28, 2008 Quotehmmm, when im looking at your avatar i wonder why.. whats wrong with my avatar? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #39 November 28, 2008 That was really rude.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havensiangst 0 #40 November 28, 2008 well, you know..the truth can sometime be painful Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOSTandCRAZY 0 #41 November 28, 2008 Hey, I'm not gonna lie.......... The last time I got laid, my hand was involved. But I'm MARRIED, so that goes witout saying. I'm the one that runs 10 miles per week, watches what I eat and drink, and vacuums the frikkin' house, to boot. Maybe I need to pay child support!!!!! The hand sucks!!!!!!!! (or rather, it doesn't, I'd prefer human lips....) What was I saying again???? "Get these balls!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #42 November 29, 2008 Quote Hey, I'm not gonna lie.......... The last time I got laid, my hand was involved. But I'm MARRIED, so that goes witout saying. I'm the one that runs 10 miles per week, watches what I eat and drink, and vacuums the frikkin' house, to boot. Maybe I need to pay child support!!!!! The hand sucks!!!!!!!! (or rather, it doesn't, I'd prefer human lips....) What was I saying again???? There are support groups and recovery programs for your ailments!Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #43 November 29, 2008 Quote Quote hmmm, when im looking at your avatar i wonder why.. whats wrong with my avatar? I'm not being mean here, but, you have several pics in your profile that present the real you. a bit better. Just saying. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #44 November 29, 2008 Quote I'm not being mean here, but, you have several pics in your profile that present the real you. a bit better. Just saying. thanks for the candor,I guess.I know I'm no prize in any pic "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOSTandCRAZY 0 #45 November 29, 2008 I'd do ya. Just sayin'. "Get these balls!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #46 November 29, 2008 Much better! Don't beat yourself up, there's someone out there for you. Just be yourself! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #47 November 29, 2008 Quote I know I'm no prize in any pic I think you look really cute in that picture. The "moody' in moodyskydiver would worry me.Wow, a skydiver girl not getting enough? Come on, all you single guys. I know you can all do better than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #48 November 29, 2008 People being judged by avatar pics is a shame.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #49 November 29, 2008 Quote Im getting drunk & getting laid tonight!! Yey meeee I rock!! i Fxxck! any tips? If you sit on your hand... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #50 November 29, 2008 Quote People being judged by avatar pics is a shame. Nice nipples! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
