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LOL According to Glamour Mag;
Ten things Men think about when you're naked:

Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.

Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.

I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.

Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?

Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?

Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection

Duuuuuude!

Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!

Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety orgasm? Check.


So what do you think about???

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Glamour magazine articles about "what men think" are about as accurate as a Popular Mechanics article about "what women think."

While somebody may have done some sort of half assed research, my guess is neither is a great source of information.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Glamour magazine articles about "what men think" are about as accurate as a Popular Mechanics article about "what women think."

While somebody may have done some sort of half assed research, my guess is neither is a great source of information.



LOL Quade, it was meant as a funny... :):ph34r:

The last line reminded me of Something About Mary

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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"Pre-date safety orgasm" . . . that's just silly.

Maybe a woman can do that, but a guy usually isn't going to ruin his date that way. Not if he expects a "real" experience with her.

Women might be able to get away with, uh, deploying their reserve before their main (I dunno), but most men would only use that as a reserve if the main fails.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection



True. Without nipples, breast would be pointless. :)

the dating scene -from todays news
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Associated Press - February 17, 2009 11:35 AM ET

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - Ohio police say a man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her.


Women like a "take charge" kind of guy.

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Police say he picked up the woman Wednesday night in Detroit and drove her to his home, about 55 miles away.

She told police when she fell asleep, Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper.


And... considerate.

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Court documents state Brisport tried several times to suffocate the woman using a pillow and blanket.

Toledo police Capt. Ray Carroll says it appears there was no sexual assault.



Sure... an attempt at suffocation, but no assault.
See? There are still decent guys out there.

What was he thinkin'?
"I can't wait to get this chick home, put a diaper on her,
and read the Bible to her. That is so hot."
:ph34r:

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