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jeiber 0
LMAO! Only you GFD! Oh my Gawd!! People are coming into my cube to see what I'm laughing at! Now that I've drawn attention to my slacking today, I actually have to work!
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
turtlespeed 212
QuoteIf you take your cat skydiving make sure to wear a jumpsuit. They get a little frightened in the plane and you could injure your boob.
Also, snakes hate heavy metal music and our brains were implanted by aliens so we really are not human.
That is all.
I think you should post pictures of these injuries -
as you know - without the pictures the ailiens are preventing us from truly understanding your comments . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
My alien brain doesn't make my human body human then??? I think my head is going to explode from this revelation. I can feel it expanding as we speak. Or is that the aliens trying to kill me before I tell to many people the secret.
Damn you aliens!!!!
Sons of beotches!!!!
dildos!!!!!!!
Damn you aliens!!!!
Sons of beotches!!!!
dildos!!!!!!!
Skymama's #2 stalker -
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Also, snakes hate heavy metal music and our brains were implanted by aliens so we really are not human.
If they do, it's because of the vibrations, snakes are deaf.
Look, all I know is that if snakes are trying to control you, go to a heavy metal concert. They won't know what hit em.
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Oh my Gawd!! People are coming into my cube to see what I'm laughing at! Now that I've drawn attention to my slacking today, I actually have to work!
The aliens came up with the pyramid thingy too.
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"Is this your way of saying the bonfire is a tad boring today???"
It wasn't boring say between...8:30 and 10:00 this morning...and then BAM! it disappeared.....the fun thread, that is.....
Bobbi
It wasn't boring say between...8:30 and 10:00 this morning...and then BAM! it disappeared.....the fun thread, that is.....
Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.
One more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
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QuoteOne more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
So in essence, when a guy goes down on a chick, he's going down on all chicks.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
jeiber 0
Quoteyour sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
Hmmm, I wonder what our grandparents used as sex toys? You know, before plastic and C cell batteries. Cucumbers, maybe?
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
turtlespeed 212
QuoteOne more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
But is Charlise Theron?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
turtlespeed 212
QuoteQuoteOne more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
So in essence, when a guy goes down on a chick, he's going down on all chicks.
Not just all Chicks.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
stitch 0
QuoteOne more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
Which religous cult visited you today?hmmm
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
QuoteQuoteyour sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
Hmmm, I wonder what our grandparents used as sex toys? You know, before plastic and C cell batteries. Cucumbers, maybe?
I thought woman wasn't allowed to do that until 1974.
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QuoteQuoteOne more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
Which religous cult visited you today?hmmm
Actually, this is easier for me to believe than the one that goes: there is a big invisible man in the sky watching us...
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LargeBoy 0
QuoteQuoteyour sweet old grandma is jerking off too.
Hmmm, I wonder what our grandparents used as sex toys? You know, before plastic and C cell batteries. Cucumbers, maybe?
parsnips
stitch 0
Well,my parents must have done a good job raising me.I'm just agtognistic(?) myself
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
jeiber 0
QuoteActually, this is easier for me to believe than the one that goes: there is a big invisible man in the sky watching us...
Hmmm, I wonder if God is a virgin? If he's all powerful, wouldn't he want to at least have sex once?
Awwe shit... now I'm going to hell again... dammit, now I gotta go do another good dead to make up for this one.
Alright, 5:00, I'm headed to the bars. Maybe I can save some innocent girl from her virginity, as my good deed. Shit... goin' to hell for that one too... now I gotta find ANOTHER good deed to do. [sigh]
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
and I always thought there would be more.
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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