Misternatural 0 #1 May 28, 2009 Welcome to LAW TALK, the show that lets you ask our crack team of DZ attorneys about legal matters. on line 1 we have Pissed off in Peoria, Go ahead caller, what is your question? Yeah my property taxes are skyrocketing and the appeals process is a merry go round of bullshit. I would like to send the town board of listers a signed notarized letter on high quality paper that says "Fuck You" in small print. will this help reduce my property taxes?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,064 #2 May 28, 2009 Hi Mister, This one happened here: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/05/27/carter.or.911.juice.box.kptv Hope I get the url thingy correct, JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 May 29, 2009 Excellent, here we have another question- Go ahead caller whats your question? -My neighbors dog keeps crapping on my lawn, can I proceed to relieve myself on the neighbors lawn everyday or sue the dog for landscaping expenses?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 May 29, 2009 If a girl gives me the clap can I sue for pain and suffering?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #5 May 29, 2009 QuoteIf a girl gives me the clap can I sue for pain and suffering? In your case, no. She'd counter-claim against you for the same thing (i.e., pain & suffering) and win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 May 29, 2009 Ahh, heres a timeless puzzle- What is the correct reaction If a GF or spouse asks "Do these pants make my ass look big?"Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgigirlie 0 #7 May 29, 2009 The correct response will always be, "Pants or no pants, your ass is perfect, Baby!" Follow that up with a good, firm butt smack and prepare to do it."If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." ~Catherine Aird Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #8 May 29, 2009 Quote The correct response will always be, "Pants or no pants, your ass is perfect, Baby!" Follow that up with a good, firm butt smack and prepare to do it. I tried to type like 5 different funny comments but I just kept coming back to: that's the best answer I've ever heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 June 1, 2009 BWAHAHAA >The correct response will always be, "Pants or no pants, your ass is perfect, Baby!" EXCELLENT!!!!See people THIS is how to prevent a divorce! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
