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[Slyde 0]

This prominent proctologist examined an unidentified friggin Oriental (UFO) names Yoshugo Sakashiti who he tells was CEO from Mitsubishi.
I doubt that.

"I embarras." the patient complained. "When pass gas, go hoonda. I embarrass. I Mitsubishi."

The doctor found an abscess just inside Mr. Sakashiti's anal sphincter and told him so.

"That exprain?" Asked the patient.

OF COURSE that exprain. The good Doctor told the UFO:

"Everybody knows abscess makes the fart go honda."

A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike!

[michalm21 0]

seriously, every other thread on the first page of this forum is your senseless crap, taking unnecessary space making it harder to read valuable stuff/opinions

if you continue with your mumbling can you at least keep it to one thread? or stick to bonfire

[BikerBabe 0]

Heroin is bad, kids. Just say no.

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

[hallux 0]

slyde, im enjoying your expression

[ryoder 1,401]

Slyde, if you don't stop channeling Col Kurtz, we're going to need to send Capt Willard up the river after you.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[tetra316 0]

I want to know why some of these posts are not getting moved to bonfire. This one has absolutely nothing to do with skydiving.

[JohnRich 4]

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Heroin is bad, kids. Just say no.

"Don't touch my bags, if you please, Mister Customs Man..."

(Continuing the practice of responding with Arlo Guthrie song lyrics.)

[JohnRich 4]

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I want to know why some of these posts are not getting moved to bonfire. This one has absolutely nothing to do with skydiving.

To the contrary, farting seems to be an integral part of skydiving, to many people.