jceman 1 #1 June 11, 2009 IMPORTANT WOMEN'S HEALTH ISSUES * Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #2 June 11, 2009 And it works too ... for added efficacy, skip the margaritas and have the tequila straight up (which is what i usually do); you can go from sober to "happy" in 2 shots flat ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 June 11, 2009 Quote And it works too ... for added efficacy, skip the margaritas and have the tequila straight up (which is what i usually do); you can go from sober to "happy" in 2 shots flat ... O Ya, and if you have more than a few of those shots you might find yourself sucking on someones toes.... Te-kill-ya is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad for you...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 June 11, 2009 Quote Quote And it works too ... for added efficacy, skip the margaritas and have the tequila straight up (which is what i usually do); you can go from sober to "happy" in 2 shots flat ... O Ya, and if you have more than a few of those shots you might find yourself sucking on someones toes.... Te-kill-ya is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad for you... Or half nekkid on a floor telling someone to lock you up in plastic handcuffs. Just say no to Patron. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 June 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote And it works too ... for added efficacy, skip the margaritas and have the tequila straight up (which is what i usually do); you can go from sober to "happy" in 2 shots flat ... O Ya, and if you have more than a few of those shots you might find yourself sucking on someones toes.... Te-kill-ya is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad for you... Or half nekkid on a floor telling someone to lock you up in plastic handcuffs. Just say no to Patron. what a funny thread this could turn into ...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 June 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote And it works too ... for added efficacy, skip the margaritas and have the tequila straight up (which is what i usually do); you can go from sober to "happy" in 2 shots flat ... O Ya, and if you have more than a few of those shots you might find yourself sucking on someones toes.... Te-kill-ya is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad for you... Or half nekkid on a floor telling someone to lock you up in plastic handcuffs. Just say no to Patron. what a funny thread this could turn into ... And there's a picture. Good thing I gave up my political aspirations when I started skydiving. Deedy, I think discussing this stuff over a bottle of Tuaca was a great idea. I may pop up in FL soon!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #7 June 11, 2009 I haven't done any of those things mentioned (not that I remember), but I've been known to have tequila induced: - dancing on tables - loss of clothing - making out with strangers ... - ... of both sexes - a few other "moraly unacceptable" things Oh well ... I should mention that tequila is my poison of choice - I collect it ... and drink it often. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 June 11, 2009 I'm not joining this confessional... Let's just say tequila gets me into trouble A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #9 June 11, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4sfJr10wFs - Always a winner A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #10 June 11, 2009 Lol....pretty good arch. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
