captain1976 0 #1 August 25, 2009 I drive by a town on a regular basis and the route takes me past a local crematorium. Someone once told me that there is some kind of regulation that requires that they do what they do only after midnight. As I was driving past the place the other night (about 2:00 AM), I noticed there was smoke coming from their smokestack and the wind caused it to drift over the road right where I was driving. I couldn’t help but notice that the aroma was actually pretty good and reminded me of chicken. What is really sick is the fact that it gave me the munchies, and I had to stop and get something to eatYou live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VideoFly 0 #2 August 25, 2009 I had to stop and get something to eat ... At the crematorium? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 August 25, 2009 At the crematorium? BwahYeah it's an old resaurant trick to have the exhaust fans wafting the aroma out into the street to bring in the customers- plus they usually have a buffet going on Mondays with chianti and fava beans. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #4 August 25, 2009 I work in a surgical/trauma/BURN intensive care unit. I assure you, burned human flesh smells NOTHING like chicken. Elvisio "that is all" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #5 August 25, 2009 i was about to say, all the cooked people ive smelld really didnt smell like any chicken ive eaten. they STINK.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #6 August 25, 2009 I worked on a burn unit for a short while as a student nurse.... Probably NOT what you were smelling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #7 August 25, 2009 I once left an autopsy I was observing early because I was hungry. I had had been running late and didn't have breakfast that day. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
midlifecrisis 0 #8 August 25, 2009 Two things come to mind here... First you mention the munchies... makes me wonder what came first, the smell or the munchies. LOL Second I have this horrible vision of the workers in there trying to satisfy their own munchies by putting a chicken on a rotesseri thingy in the crematorium. EEEWWWWW!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 August 25, 2009 Quote I worked on a burn unit for a short while as a student nurse.... Probably NOT what you were smelling. doesn't that depend on what they get burned with and how? I'm just saying - if it it was like a low flame - and he fell into butter . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
