Anvilbrother 0 #26 June 21, 2010 Yea I went to a chiropractor and she used some heating oil and an ultrasonic massager to try and make it better, dont know how i feel about lube and my arse being made hot by some female stranger....welll...... Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #27 June 21, 2010 Quote I got an idea... start standing them up! they hurt less that way. You know I keep wanting too.....but I'm still trying to get past this brain body issue. I keep worrying about the stupid leg. I know it's 100% but the brain just says...you know if you come in sliding on your left or right ass cheek you will not get hurt and can have a beer tonight. So for now and maybe a few more dozen jumps I'll just come on sliding on my left or right...but never center ass. Maybe become a master ass swooper! And then I'll start landing them up on my feet.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #28 June 21, 2010 PLF is a way of rolling, not sliding. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #29 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote I got an idea... start standing them up! they hurt less that way. You know I keep wanting too.....but I'm still trying to get past this brain body issue. I keep worrying about the stupid leg. I know it's 100% but the brain just says...you know if you come in sliding on your left or right ass cheek you will not get hurt and can have a beer tonight. So for now and maybe a few more dozen jumps I'll just come on sliding on my left or right...but never center ass. Maybe become a master ass swooper! And then I'll start landing them up on my feet. I was coming in for a landing after like aff3-4, realized I wasnt going to make the grass to do my usual ass slide in, instead I would be landing on a tarmac... Stood that one up! Since then, I've only managed to NOT stand 1 up (and thats after downsizing on my currency jump after a 5 month layoff, i hit the target, the coach missed ) The one I didnt stand up hurt, and you bet your ass I wont be doing that again!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #30 June 21, 2010 I broke my ass many years ago and you know you did it when it happens. It isnt something you feel a few days later. So if you are asking on a forum you probably just bruised it and you just need to suck it up. P.S Those damn ass pillows dont help much.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 June 21, 2010 I just have to jump more and practice more and take better notes and watch my friends...SHUCKS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #32 June 21, 2010 Quote BROTHER....one poorly planned PLF landing and man my tail bone hurts. I think you meant poorly executed PLF... unless you planned to land on your tailbone in the first place... edited to add: sorry about the injury... just cause I don't want to sound too inconsiderate... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #33 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote I strongly suggest you ask for advice and training on how to do a proper PLF. (and please not on dropzone.com) Oh no...I know exactly how I screwed up and my instructor and friends pointed out what I did wong and why I should not do it. But still what was done was done.....so who wants to massage my sexy Persian ass? And remember use both hands! here is a lesson in how much proper landing technique can help! I put 57 jumps on a broken ankle,While still wearing a cast, they had to leave my crutches in the landing area! Get coaching, ask questions..it is soooo much better easier than asking, "How bad is it Doc"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #34 June 21, 2010 Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 June 21, 2010 Come on guys, be nice! You all have way more jumps then me! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #36 June 21, 2010 Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings bear down and push...don't resist... OHH shit...yer talking about landings...Never mined! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #37 June 21, 2010 Quote Come on guys, be nice! You all have way more jumps then me! Consider it Hazing...because we All have been there before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #38 June 21, 2010 Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #39 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #40 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! Right next to her non-existant ass! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #41 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 June 21, 2010 no...I know exactly how I screwed up and my instructor and friends pointed out what I did wong and why I should not do it. Lookin' like ya maybe outta just make that yer sig line... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #43 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #44 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend I have them..want a copy? they are selling like out cakes on the internet...you may as well have one too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend I have them..want a copy? they are selling like out cakes on the internet...you may as well have one too! Popcorn AND hotcakes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #46 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend I have them..want a copy? they are selling like out cakes on the internet...you may as well have one too! Why dont you share with the class?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #47 June 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah, I took one landing on my ass.. A year later, I still feel it if I sit for too long. So yeah, expect to be hurting for awhile. Good luck with those landings You have an ass? Where's my popcorn?! I propose that pics be supplied to determine the existence of said "ass". All those in favor, say AYE! I wish I had gotten pictures of my ass after the spankings PsychoBob gave me this weekend I have them..want a copy? they are selling like out cakes on the internet...you may as well have one too! Why dont you share with the class? Keep this to yourself...........serious;y.........Don't tell anyone............................... I lied! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #48 June 21, 2010 Thus proving my statement, you have no pictures of said ass, because said ass does not infact exist."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #49 June 22, 2010 The funny thing was that I bruised my tail bone and then a week or so later while at Fort Walton Beach I really fell hard on my ass while skin boarding. So June has thus far not been very good to my ass.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #50 June 22, 2010 So June has thus far not been very good to my ass. Don't wear THAT tee-shirt in West Hollywood! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
