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Please submit all names and addresses to the appropriate DZ's so that I can have beer delivered.
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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


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AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

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I guess I'll have to make a tour of DZ's so that I get the beer to everyone;)



You realize if you do this, you're most likely going to go out of a plane at some point, right? It's statistically impossible to visit that many drop zones and not have this happen.
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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Oh I plan on going out of a plane at least 3 times, it has to be better then bouncing of a wing.:P



They're not mutually exclusive. :o:P[:/]

Crap, it wasn't a bounce it was a jump:P:P
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B|


AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

Buy what ever the fuck you want, do be terrorised by beer nazis>:(
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B|


AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

Buy what ever the fuck you want, do be terrorised by beer nazis>:(


Oh, that "lite" crap is fine for y'all down under. Ya know I wouldn't want the burden of heavy piss if i was so close to the bottom of nothing. Screw ya, I'm drinking the heavy hitter and sending it your way! How ya doing Squeak!
"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
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Please submit all names and addresses to the appropriate DZ's so that I can have beer delivered.
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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B|


AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

Buy what ever the fuck you want, do be terrorised by beer nazis>:(


Oh, that "lite" crap is fine for y'all down under. Ya know I wouldn't want the burden of heavy piss if i was so close to the bottom of nothing. Screw ya, I'm drinking the heavy hitter and sending it your way! How ya doing Squeak!

:D:D:DDo you seriously want to compare our beer with your gins piss:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
The shit we DONT drink you do. i.e. FOSTERS, NO ONE here drinks that it's made especially for people with no taste at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Please submit all names and addresses to the appropriate DZ's so that I can have beer delivered.
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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B|


AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

Buy what ever the fuck you want, do be terrorised by beer nazis>:(


Oh, that "lite" crap is fine for y'all down under. Ya know I wouldn't want the burden of heavy piss if i was so close to the bottom of nothing. Screw ya, I'm drinking the heavy hitter and sending it your way! How ya doing Squeak!

:D:D:DDo you seriously want to compare out beer with your gins piss:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
The shit we DONT drink you do. i.e. FOSTERS, NO ONE here drinks that it's made especially for people with no taste at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Soooo your saying Smirnoff's isn't a good alternative to beer??:P:P
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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I don't mind buying beer as long as I don't have to drink it.:P



if you ever get to the part where you owe "beer" you can cover your fines with anything you want, it does not even have to be beer,:)

In fact the WHOLE POINT of the beer rules is to get YOU chatting and sharing with fellow jumpers.
So if you bring a case of cool drinks on a hot day and hand them out at lunch time. or you make some cookies or cakes or even a Casserole in winter. ANY of those is a good thing.:)
The point is to share your shortcomings and learn from others and share your successes.

If you DO buy beer and ANYONE makes a negative comment about it. Take that beer off of them and tell them to fuck off.;)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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:D:D:DDo you seriously want to compare our beer with your gins piss:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
The shit we DONT drink you do. i.e. FOSTERS, NO ONE here drinks that it's made especially for people with no taste at all:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



So you are saying Fosters is like Coors-for-Ozzies?
The Coors plant is 30 minutes away, but I lived here for years before I ever saw anyone actually buy or drink it.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I don't mind buying beer as long as I don't have to drink it.:P



if you ever get to the part where you owe "beer" you can cover your fines with anything you want, it does not even have to be beer,:)

In fact the WHOLE POINT of the beer rules is to get YOU chatting and sharing with fellow jumpers.
So if you bring a case of cool drinks on a hot day and hand them out at lunch time. or you make some cookies or cakes or even a Casserole in winter. ANY of those is a good thing.:)
The point is to share your shortcomings and learn from others and share your successes.

If you DO buy beer and ANYONE makes a negative comment about it. Take that beer off of them and tell them to fuck off.;)

Shortcoming: I broke my leg. Success: I made my first dive. :D:D
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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That is something best done in person.. with those whom you are putting in a position to teach you and share the sky with you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B|


AND FOR GAWDS SAKE..... don't buy any LITE anything... its just PISSWATER :S

Buy what ever the fuck you want, do be terrorised by beer nazis>:(


Squeakiepoo.......Dear.... life is too short to drink SHIT BEER... and an unforgiveable offense to the beer gods to buy something like Bud or Busch Lite.

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Squeakiepoo.......Dear.... life is too short to drink SHIT BEER... and an unforgiveable offense to the beer gods to buy something like Bud or Busch Lite.



Good God, who woke up the Beer Nazi's? Hey, the point is to share a beer with a fellow skydiver. If you're fixated on the "kind" of beer your drinking, you may be missing the point.

I still think she owes beer for her "First" fall off a wing followed by a short trip to the ER.
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Squeakiepoo.......Dear.... life is too short to drink SHIT BEER... and an unforgiveable offense to the beer gods to buy something like Bud or Busch Lite.



Good God, who woke up the Beer Nazi's? Hey, the point is to share a beer with a fellow skydiver. If you're fixated on the "kind" of beer your drinking, you may be missing the point.

I still think she owes beer for her "First" fall off a wing followed by a short trip to the ER.



The only thing Lite beer or Coors or Fosters is good for is pouring over someone's head at an SCR ceremony.

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Squeakiepoo.......Dear.... life is too short to drink SHIT BEER... and an unforgiveable offense to the beer gods to buy something like Bud or Busch Lite.



Good God, who woke up the Beer Nazi's? Hey, the point is to share a beer with a fellow skydiver. If you're fixated on the "kind" of beer your drinking, you may be missing the point.

I still think she owes beer for her "First" fall off a wing followed by a short trip to the ER.


The only thing Lite beer or Coors or Fosters is good for is pouring over someone's head at an SCR ceremony.


Exactly. Who here has their No Cheap Beer number? #206! REPRESENT!! B|

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