Tink1717 2 #1 October 13, 2013 .... When the crowded room is silent, but your fart is not. Also, why is it that ever since I crossed the threshold of 42 that fart no longer come out of the orifice but out of the top of the crack? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #2 October 13, 2013 Something I didn't want to know but it made me laugh so hard I cried !!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 October 13, 2013 Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #4 October 13, 2013 Timing is everything. . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 October 13, 2013 JohnMitchell Timing is everything. . . . Were they travelling at the speed of smell?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #6 October 13, 2013 Tink1717 .... When the crowded room is silent, but your fart is not. Also, why is it that ever since I crossed the threshold of 42 that fart no longer come out of the orifice but out of the top of the crack? I laughed so hard at this I spilled my coffee. Thank you You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #7 October 14, 2013 3 more years and you won't trust a fart at all. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 October 14, 2013 Tink1717 .... When the crowded room is silent, but your fart is not. Also, why is it that ever since I crossed the threshold of 42 that fart no longer come out of the orifice but out of the top of the crack? Same reason why I can look around the gym and see NOBODY while I'm on the bike, but the moment I decide it's safe to fart and do unleash a protein fart that smells like a thousand corpses rotting in the sun, a really hot chick appears and walks by.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #9 October 14, 2013 Quote 3 more years and you won't trust a fart at all. Already there. Three rules of life over 50: 1. Never pass a bathroom. 2. Never waste a hard on. 3. Never trust a fart. I never thought 1 & 2 would ever be a problem........Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
