jgoose71 0 #1 August 23, 2014 This is a public service announcement to all women. If you have a dream that your Significant Other is cheating on you, do not immediately wake up and pick a fight or be angry at him. It was a dream, it was not real. It is irrational to be pissed off at someone for your runaway imagination. If you want him to get out of bed and bring you a cup of coffee and make waffles, just say so. You don't have to pick a fight to make him do out out of guilt. Really!"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 14 #2 August 23, 2014 I woke up one morning tied to a bed and almost unable to breathe due to overwhelming fumes. I was soaked, as was the bed in gasoline and at the end of the bed was my ex girlfriend, holding a freshly lit match with an angry look on her face. "I just had a dream that you cheated on me!", she said... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #3 August 23, 2014 I would prefer she just boil the bunny. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
