LisaH 0 #101 June 3, 2009 Good morning! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #102 June 4, 2009 Good Thursday morning all!!Get ya a cup of coffee and start the day off right!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #103 June 4, 2009 getting there in a minute..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #104 June 4, 2009 Gooood Moooorning Bryyyy..... The coffee was great this morning and we've got word on the plane issue.... The documentation has been signed off so we can fly the damn thing again!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOO “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #105 June 4, 2009 Alright!!!!!So,to say the least your day has been .....eh...GREAT!!!! -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #106 June 4, 2009 Waitin on ya ............................................................. Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #107 June 4, 2009 Yep, been in a good mood since yesterday.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #108 June 4, 2009 And no ventilator!! -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #109 June 4, 2009 2:15...truck is loaded ~ i'm not Starting the drive from Houston To Denver in a few hours...sure wish i could sleep! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #110 June 4, 2009 Her's you cup...now get loadedWhere ya off to?? Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #111 June 4, 2009 No ventilator therapy in my close future plans bro... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #112 June 4, 2009 Quote Her's you cup...now get loadedWhere ya off to?? Bry Denver area~ Aurora, Colorado specifically...roughly 18 hour drive. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #113 June 4, 2009 Keep it that way!! You don't want me to have to fly over there to be your Respiratory Therapist do ya -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #114 June 4, 2009 OuchBetter stock up on my coffee there!! Keep the shiny side up as my brother would sayBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #115 June 4, 2009 Now THAT would be a bad idea “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #116 June 4, 2009 How to know if you drink too much coffee... You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee. You ski uphill. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You speed walk in your sleep. You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack." You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You sleep with your eyes open. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You lick your coffeepot clean. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House." You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it. You chew on other people's fingernails. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend." You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans. You can jump-start your car without cables. All your kids are named "Joe". Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." You don't sweat, you percolate. You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. You've worn the finish off your coffee table. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. Instant coffee takes too long. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." You get drunk just so you can sober up. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You can jump to the moon. You short out motion detectors. You have a conniption over spilled milk. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. You don't tan, you roast. You don't get mad, you get steamed. Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after. Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood. You can't even remember your second cup. You help your dog chase its tail. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation." Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #117 June 4, 2009 No shit!!Smart manBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #118 June 4, 2009 Emmmmm.....I ..uh...fill all those except I don't have the tee shirt ...yet....well i uesed to but when my coffee maker broke I used it as a filter to brew some moreBry (Wonder why I can't sleep?) -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #119 June 4, 2009 Quote Emmmmm.....I ..uh...fill all those except I don't have the tee shirt ...yet....well i uesed to but when my coffee maker broke I used it as a filter to brew some moreBry (Wonder why I can't sleep?) Ya filter it with a couple slices of bread...then make a coffee sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #120 June 4, 2009 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #121 June 4, 2009 Quote Bry Ya gotta 'think green'...nuthin' goes to waste, conserve resources...think bong-water pancakes... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #122 June 4, 2009 Now that just put a taste in my mouth!!!-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #123 June 4, 2009 Quote Quote Bry Ya gotta 'think green'...nuthin' goes to waste, conserve resources...think bong-water pancakes... mhm, nice.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #124 June 4, 2009 Good morning! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #125 June 4, 2009 Morning LisaAnd how does this day find you???Well I hope. Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
