Bob_Church 7 #751 February 6, 2018 ryoder Well, this is awkward.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html I was thinking about this awhile back. It's just one more reason that I'm really glad that I'm happily married. If I were dating now I'd have to ask that awkward question before we got anywhere near intimate. "Do you now, or have you ever, had a penis?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #752 February 6, 2018 Bob_Church ***Well, this is awkward.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html I was thinking about this awhile back. It's just one more reason that I'm really glad that I'm happily married. If I were dating now I'd have to ask that awkward question before we got anywhere near intimate. "Do you now, or have you ever, had a penis?" What, you've never had to pull a "Mick Dundee"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #753 February 7, 2018 That's some fine police work there, Lou.https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/news/2018/02/06/memphis-tn-police-body-found-impound-van/311985002/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #754 February 8, 2018 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/07/woman-found-holding-her-own-eyeball-outside-south-carolina-church.html"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #755 February 8, 2018 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nc-sheriffs-deputy-jeff-athey-allegedly-robs-bank-pays-with-his-job-hours-later/ The stupid is strong here... North Carolina is racing Florida to the bottom of the barrel in derrrr. The last thing a LEO wants is to do something really stupid that lands him in prison, among inmates that he arrested and helped put in there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #756 February 8, 2018 Apparently, Wile E. Coyote has been living in Minnesota: http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/02/08/willmar-man-hurt-rocket-bike/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #757 February 9, 2018 DJL ******Well, this is awkward.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html I was thinking about this awhile back. It's just one more reason that I'm really glad that I'm happily married. If I were dating now I'd have to ask that awkward question before we got anywhere near intimate. "Do you now, or have you ever, had a penis?" What, you've never had to pull a "Mick Dundee"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI For some reason that reminds me of an incident in a bar in the late 80s or so. The better the bands a bar gets the worse the bathrooms and this place great GREAT bands. Especially if you like reggae which my wife lives for. There's a narrow L shaped hallway, if you go back the straight part you run right into the door for the men's room. Open that door and you see the sink, the urinal and a commode. It was one of those nights when someone was using each of them. In my defense the piss from the last guy was still draining down the sink when I started using it. If you go down the hallway and turn right after a few steps you reach the women's room. It was a really packed that night and as usual there weren't enough facilities for the women so their line snaked all the way down the hallway and halfway to the juke box. As I said, I'm pissing in the sink, but then some drunk opened the door then started talking to someone. He stood there with the door wide open. I look up and there are dozens of women looking at me as i stand there with my dick in my hand. I start to do the gentleman thing, as painful as it is, to choke it off and turn my back but then I noticed that they were all smiling so I just went ahead and finished. No, no applause but all those smiles are something I'll never forget. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #758 February 10, 2018 Bob_Church *********Well, this is awkward.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html I was thinking about this awhile back. It's just one more reason that I'm really glad that I'm happily married. If I were dating now I'd have to ask that awkward question before we got anywhere near intimate. "Do you now, or have you ever, had a penis?" What, you've never had to pull a "Mick Dundee"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI For some reason that reminds me of an incident in a bar in the late 80s or so. The better the bands a bar gets the worse the bathrooms and this place great GREAT bands. Especially if you like reggae which my wife lives for. There's a narrow L shaped hallway, if you go back the straight part you run right into the door for the men's room. Open that door and you see the sink, the urinal and a commode. It was one of those nights when someone was using each of them. In my defense the piss from the last guy was still draining down the sink when I started using it. If you go down the hallway and turn right after a few steps you reach the women's room. It was a really packed that night and as usual there weren't enough facilities for the women so their line snaked all the way down the hallway and halfway to the juke box. As I said, I'm pissing in the sink, but then some drunk opened the door then started talking to someone. He stood there with the door wide open. I look up and there are dozens of women looking at me as i stand there with my dick in my hand. I start to do the gentleman thing, as painful as it is, to choke it off and turn my back but then I noticed that they were all smiling so I just went ahead and finished. No, no applause but all those smiles are something I'll never forget. Since you are sharing, you do know there is a thread for that, right? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=320444;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #759 February 10, 2018 I can't improve on this headline: http://canoe.com/news/local-news/vaughn-teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student-made-learning-fun/wcm/ce85d875-aeb4-4c7a-a84a-44d4467a9c06 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #760 February 12, 2018 JohnMitchell Yep, those were from slow leaks of malfunctioning holding tank drain valves. At altitude, the blue water would freeze in the breeze like a giant, windblown icicle, until it got heavy enough to break off and fall to earth. Many, many years ago, the Ford Trimotor had a bathroom that emptied straight down to the sky, just like the old school train toilets. Speaking of frozen falling chunks... this was probably just ice but whoa! http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/09/footage-captures-ice-chunk-falling-from-sky-almost-smashing-into-pedestrians-it-was-size-boulder.html"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #761 February 12, 2018 https://www.yahoo.com/news/suspected-poacher-eaten-pride-lions-trying-hunt-141210605.html Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #762 February 12, 2018 Just beat me to it. Funny how the lions left his head intact. Guess there was nothing worth eating up there. #Karma "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #763 February 12, 2018 Maybe they were planning to mount it to a wall as a trophy."I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #764 February 12, 2018 BillyVance Funny how the lions left his head intact. Fark: A bunch of lions leave a message for poachers, narco-kingpin style."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #765 February 13, 2018 ryoder*** Funny how the lions left his head intact. Fark: A bunch of lions leave a message for poachers, narco-kingpin style. Too greasy? I wonder how many of us rushed over to post this but were beat to the punch? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kruger-national-park-suspected-poacher-eaten-by-lions/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #766 February 13, 2018 http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-met-pfchangs-chicago-inc-20180212-story.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #767 February 13, 2018 ryoderhttp://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-met-pfchangs-chicago-inc-20180212-story.html There's stuff like this every day now. I honestly think we're starting to see the results of college grads who were never, ever able to put their phones down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #768 February 13, 2018 Bob_Church ***http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-met-pfchangs-chicago-inc-20180212-story.html There's stuff like this every day now. I honestly think we're starting to see the results of college grads who were never, ever able to put their phones down. I still chuckle every time I think about the prank someone pulled on the news reporting about the Korea airline crash at SFO a few years back, when the list of the crew names were shown. Capt Sum Tin Wong We Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #769 February 13, 2018 BillyVance ******http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-met-pfchangs-chicago-inc-20180212-story.html There's stuff like this every day now. I honestly think we're starting to see the results of college grads who were never, ever able to put their phones down. I still chuckle every time I think about the prank someone pulled on the news reporting about the Korea airline crash at SFO a few years back, when the list of the crew names were shown. Capt Sum Tin Wong We Tu Lo Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow That was incredible. I wonder whatever happened to her? I've worked for people that I hated so much that I'd let them go ahead and read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #770 February 14, 2018 William Shatner unavailable for comment.https://twitter.com/erikhaddad "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #771 February 14, 2018 Well, that could have gone better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BumK3V6a5I "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #772 February 15, 2018 ryoder Well, that could have gone better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BumK3V6a5I Beaned him in the head from behind."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #773 February 16, 2018 Funniest part is the last comment the driver makes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNX92GW46E "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #774 February 16, 2018 Road rage fail. Now that raht thar is funny, I don' care hoo yeh arr!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-0Def8xAc "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #775 February 16, 2018 https://sports.yahoo.com/jamaican-bobsled-team-gets-new-sled-red-stripe-beer-coach-quit-held-sled-hostage-104550844.html Beer saves the day!!! "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
