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  1. Put barbwire areound the little antenna on the router, put the router in a foxhole and wrap an anti-personnel mine around your computer.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    1. I don’t know but it seems like this costume could have some drawbacks and might even be a little dangerous?



    Not really. The custome should have drawstrings (no drawbacks) and chickens dont bear any warning labels, so they couldn't be dangerous

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    2. I like her ok, but is she trying to tell me something?



    She is trying to find out how if your pecker gets excited when other chicks are around you.

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    3. Would this be considered cruelty to animals… you know... chicken trauma, fowls scarred for life…stuff like that?



    It's only cruel if you make a move on your date while you have all those chicks around you. You wouldn't want all those chicks to feel used ...

    4. Would it be inappropriate to eat the chickens afterwards?

    Awful idea! Thank each chicken and choke your own chicken, then eat-out your chick, I meant date.

    5. What if you had to cook chicken like lobster… throw them live into a frying pan?

    You need two frying pans to keep the chickens from flying out


    6. She just ordered a set of ginsu carving knives… should I be worried?

    No, she is just ensuring that she can cut your pecker out if any of the chicks gets too friendly with your rooster.

    7. What if the chickens get hungry?

    Only have to worry if your worm is small enough for a chicken to swallow it.

    8. Is this legal?

    It's protected under the Constitution.... Your date is entitled to pursue her happiness, and this is what makes her happy.

    9. Will I look fat?

    Your ass will look fat.

    10. How much candy would I get?

    A hen-ful

    11. Would it be weird if it were roosters instead of chickens?

    If your date likes gang-bangs, it's ok to bring along more cocks.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  3. You don't have to fake your own death, just invite a group of a skydivers for a party and the place will be declared unfit to habitate.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  6. From a strictly technical perspective, your nuts should retract to the "fetal fear position" when you experience a malfunction, thus reducing your chances of entaglement with the harness.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  9. OH YEAH!

    So far Orfuns have lost a camera, a Budda closing pin, pants, dignity, virginity, assorted undewear items and memories.....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  11. RoamingDZ is contributing to the Energy Crisis !!!!! We all know Spence's new toy can guzzle gas like a cargo airplane!

    BUT DAMN, IT IS FUN !

    Cheers Chris !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  12. It is becoming evident that ORFUNS like to leave stuff behind at the DZ so they feel like the can be invited back to retrieve their STUFF, I am opening this thread to ensure that the STUFF finds the ORFUN and the invitation to return is duly denied!

    If you lost ANYTHING at Skydive the Farm, this is the place to place your bounty......


    ORFUN #20
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  17. Install ? What the heck is to INSTALL a toilet paper roll ? You install plumbing and electric equipment. You install car batteries and garbage compactors!

    Toile paper? Hell, just put it on top of the tank and let user "install it" around their pointing finger anyway they want it !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  19. Never used it ? Hmmmm....

    1) Did your riger install it on you rig ?
    2) Did you press the button three time to turn it on ?
    3) Was it inside the container when you jumped ?

    If the answer to the above questiosn is yes, yup you used it !

    Oh, I see, it never fired !

    Congratulations.....

    AADs are much cheaper than funerals.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  20. Yes, go Solo !!!!! Heck, don't even freefall ! Take a long canopy ride once in a while and admire the view !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"