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  7. You got my PM :-) Anything I can do to help... I happend to be in town this week (rare occurence)... Good to hear from you !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  9. Never heard of such concept... what's the point of opening a bottle to keep it "fresh"...
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  10. If available to you, try State Farm ... not the cheapest bunch on the block, but they deliver across multiple insurance bands... and I have had plenty claim experiences over the last 10 years to do better than even ....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  11. Now, what's wrong with that? Did someone complaint about persistent back trouble? Any patients provided miracle recovery testimonials?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  15. The correct protocol is to hang around with two friends, one less attractive than you are , the other one more attractive than you are.... (subjective).

    As far as theory goes, the approaching subject )male) will be inclined to hit upon the middle ground, avoiding the intimidation of being rejected by the most attractive and avoiding the embarrasment of leaving with the less attractive...

    Of course, the theory doesn't take into consideration beer light and subsequent beer goggles.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    1. An ex-girlfriend saves hairballs in jars as souvenirs. She doesn’t have a cat. Is this customary?



    Your girlfriend may not own a pussy, but apparently she has been visiting pet stores for samples.

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    2. Is it normal to hack-up hairballs after sex? Not oral… just intercourse.



    It's absolutely normal. However, if you find yourself hacking-up hairball DURING sex, call the for assistance.

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    …the two questions aren’t related as far as I know.



    Yep, and OJ Simpson is innocent.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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    Is it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?



    We don't leave the toilet seat up, that's how we found it.


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    ...and how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat????



    Takes a lot of practice, but we get good at it with age.

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    Do you seriously have to pppppp all over the place?



    No, if you take a close look at it, we only piss on about 50% of the toilet seat and 50% of the floor.

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    Can't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy?



    Your thingy or our thingy?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  18. You have been watching too many Spanish soap-operas....
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  21. Should we apply for a Skydiving tax break, hell , after all, we save countless amount of fuel by taking advantage of gravity-derived energy !!!!!, Shit, how many miles per gallon do we get in free-fall ? We also car-pool on the way up and most of us "share-a-ride" on the way down.....

    When was the last time the FAA had to give a "fuel-wasting" go-around instruction to parachute??
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  25. Well, the US just appointed a CHICKEN FLU Czar ! What the fuck is a Chicken Flu Czar?


    Looks like the Chickens are getting tired of getting eaten or just plain pissed at the Chik-fi-A billboards (thank to the damn Mad Cows).

    Will the Bird Flu wipe-out human life on this planet?


    Maybe the guy with the chicken thong idea should be warned that his pecker could contract the FLU.
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"