SuFantasma

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  1. On flights from Atlanta, Ga to Birmignham, AL....

    Pilot:

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is you pilot. We currently cruising at 17,000 enroute Birmingham, Alabama. Our flight time is 38 minutes, so I will leave the fasten seatbelt signs on.

    As a reminder, there will be a time difference upon arrival [Short Pause], please adjust your clocks 20 years back".

    Again, thank you for flying Delta."

    [Short Pause]

    Co-Pilot:
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the confusion the previous message may have caused. If you are wondering when to reset your watch, please look out of the window and notice the orientation of any birds. If you see birds flying belly up, we should be flying over Alabama, set your watches accordingly"

    Confused Passenger to a Flight Attendant:

    "I am not sure I understood the co-pilots announcement"

    Flight Attendant to Passenger:

    "Oh My, its rather simple. Birds fly upsidedown over Alabama because there is nothing worth shitting on".

    Ta Da!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  2. To quote some German dude:

    "Education is what you get when you forget everything you've learned in school".

    What's most important is what you do with the "schooling" you receive. Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard ? Sam Walton never made it.... 80% of US graduates work on a career path different from their Bachelors degree.....

    My $1.00 - 0.98 !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  3. You dummy !!!!! You are drinking Cuban Vodka !

    Bacardi originated in Cuba back in the late mid to late 1800s. After the revolution, Fidel Castro seized the brand name as a national asset, however the exiliates re-opened the brand in the US (Puerto Rico) and continued the production.

    Cuban Bacardi is a new marketing ploy since the the inception of US-originated Havana Rum (previously a Cuban brand). Some 10 years or so ago, the US Goverment granted the US company the right use the Havana Club brand ... in retaliation the Cuban government began manufacturing and marketing "Bacardi" ....

    Anyways, so much for history, for all I know you are drinking Infidel's Rum...


    Get your ass back here !
    Cheers
    Jorge
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  4. Quote

    It might just be easier that way. Feel free to add.

    object me
    {
    me.still_alive = true;
    main()
    {
    while(me.still_alive)
    {
    me.wake();
    me.pee();
    me.poop();
    me.eat(food);
    me.work();
    me.fuck(girl);
    me.readcl();
    me.sleep();
    }
    }
    function fuck(human girl)
    {
    if girl.isHot()
    {
    me.cock.fill(blood);
    me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
    me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
    me.undress();
    if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
    {
    while(girl.givesConsent())
    {
    me.penetrate();
    me.withdraw();
    if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
    {
    me.orgasm(goo);
    me.scratchBalls();
    me.ignore(girl);
    me.eat(pizza);
    me.drink(beer);
    me.nap();
    }
    me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
    }
    if not (girl.givesConsent())
    {
    try
    {
    me.sweetTalk(girl);
    me.buyStuffFor(girl);
    me.ignore(girl);
    me.smack(girl);
    }
    catch(exception e)
    {
    if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
    {
    me.runAway();
    }
    }
    }
    }
    }
    elseif girl.sucksGood()
    {
    me.proposeMarriage();
    }
    }
    }



    Compile soft error: line(1) : undefined typecast "me": me.sex {structure undefined}
    Compiler defaulting to me.sex structure:=female
    Compiler replacing me.cock library with me.dildo ; subroutine clit loaded
    Compiler: soft-error corrected, continue compiling.
    {end_compile}
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  5. Quote

    Send one of those photographs to the USPA. If they don't include it in the next USPA Calendar I'm burning my membership card . . .
    ******************************************

    YESS i like the second pic the best,,would look excellent in the calender

    P-nut needs a spanking




    I Second the Motion !!!!! Now, can we have a reserve repack picture set ?
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  6. 601 Tandem Passengers x 175 lbs Average Weight per Passenger = 105,175 lbs of Cargo.

    Congratulations, you have achieved Boeing 737 status (avg).!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  7. Sure, there are only two requirements:

    1) The Non-Skydiver must be able to finance your skydiving addiction
    2) You must have a strong enogh relationship to trust the non-skydiver alone at the dropzone (among other skydivers) while you are skydiving...

    Other than that ... (Fill the blanks)
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  8. Well, I am no semi or professional photographer... If you think the shot is worth it , never mind how it was obtained, it's a once-in-a-lifetime image.

    I will agree that the approach could have been better, but we can dismiss a skydiver's lack of photograpic decorum....

    My $0.02
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  9. Two "temporary" screws on my left ankle from a bad landing. According to the Surgeon, they don't really need to come out, so I didn't keep the last appointment (heck elective surgery). I think of of them as an ankle bra, they "lift and separate"
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  10. Expiration dates are pretty meaningless... hell, even water bottles have expiration dates on them !
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  11. Perhaps you don't hear the water, but the sound of surface tension transitioning (or "breaking") into the third stage of water (gas) ?

    Of course, if you are smoking a BONG, then you may be listening to your lighter
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

  12. After you clean-up the source of the smell , you can rent an ozone ionizer with corona discharge.... will get he smell out of a skunk !!!!!
    Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
    - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"