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Ah being racist against white waspy people? No such thing. ? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but remember it's ok to make fun of WASPY bible thumpers. It's not ok to make fun of people of color. Strange but such is life! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm not arguing with you! Trust me I know, when my family came to this country all we had was the clothes on our back. And hard work and a good education and I make good money drive a nice car eat good food but best of all i have great friends. But you have to admit at the moment we are in there is a bit of a boot on the throat of the young middle class. With a good amount of our homes with negative equity and an amazing amount of education debt not to mention an economy where most jobs created are contractor type instead of full time thus we incur greater health care costs... Well you get the picture. Things like that fat blob are from my point of view the weight on the collective necks of the new middle class. In their eyes we are just consumers to be squeezed for out last penny and then pushed aside to the lower classes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

"Phfft! Facts. You can use them to prove anything. -- Homer Simpson Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I thought they floated from island and eventually became my rum? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.trbimg.com/img-503f8f88/turbine/la-fi-mo-richest-woman-20120830-001/600 so this does not turn you on at all? Not even a half stiffy? Not even a little? What is the matter with you! I'm sure she is a nice person! Why can't you look past her looks and love her for her..... Ah fuck I can't even do this! Fuck! If we boiled her down how many candles do you think we could make from her fat ass? Answer? ONE! One big candle visible from fucking space! So she won the sperm lotto...lucky you! Shame you looked like you fell from the ugly tree hit every single fucking branch on the way down and were promptly hit by the Ugly Express twice after which point the ugly tree having seen your ass committed suicide cut itself down and landed on you! She has a face that looks as if it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork! But I love these trust fund babies....so out of touch with the reality on the ground. I hope she lives a long life....just to prove that god does hate the poor. So that way I can keep feeling good about being an atheist. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No no no Trust fund babies who want to prove to their war hero father that they too have testicular mass equal to that of their fathers start messes. AKA Jesus H bush was dumb enough to do what his old man was smart enough not to have done! So that's why we don't vote for trust fun babies...these MoFo's are in need of some serious therapy! That or hookers and blow. This guy on the other hand...I bet he has egg whites on white bread while drinking milk and thinks ketchup is "spicy" Someone pass this boy a joint! He needs to relax! My god! Do you have the funny feeling he hums the Star Spangled Banner every time he is taking a dump? Just so he won't hear his shit hit the water? Making fun of Romney is almost as easy as making fun of Jesus H Bush if not easier! On one hand you had a group of fucktards thinking that their boy was gods other unwanted kid and on the other you have a guy who's religion on based on the sequel to Jesus? I'm sorry but right now Irans leaders are even looking at each other and thinking..."Yeah we can relate to these guys!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Quiet I have spoken to the great vagina in the sky and mother earth has told me that I know what I am talking about! If that sounds nutty as hell to you as it does to me. That's about what the gop is telling women. And who buys this shit? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah what he said! How can it be boring? I mean there is so much to learn in this sport! it reminds me of Yoga. I've been practicing Yoga for a good 8 years of my life. And every class I learn a little more and do a little more...... How can it ever get dull? Wait...there are cute ldies in my yoga class...! AH HA! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Then we have AliG! http://champagnebucket.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ali_g_indahouse.jpg This right here hurt my head! Wait what! hu? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum...what type of suit are you wearing? Are you jumping with a sky hook or RSL? Cypres or Argus? And what did you have for lunch? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I thought they did it for hookers and blow? Or was it burgers and beer? Either way I'm sure it's a complex bit of math with respect to how much gas costs and how the season goes i guess? Can't be that much really. Kind of like being a bean farmer. Some years are good others years...man not so good! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

In some situations, yes. And now it got kinky! But you get the picture! I mean let's be honest a circumcised cock looks way better than the turtle neck look! And what if all the ladies got together and thought "we know what's good for your cock! Now take off 10%!" I mean yeah it looks nice but don't we men get a choice? So to recap...I'm a man and I have no idea what is or isn't good for a woman's reproductive decision making. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So why are all these old white men trying to tell women what they can and can't do? I may not be the smartest man in the world but this at least I know! Never tell a woman what she can and can't do! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I AM A MAN! And I know what's best for a woman... You know when I say it...I even have to laugh! I mean really! I have a set of balls and a fat dick. I've killed over a trillion sperm cells in my life in the most amazing ways! Even left handed! And sometimes just spontaneously. So what the hell gives me the right as a man to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her body? I mean let's be honest? Do the ladies have a right to tell us men what we can and can't do with our dicks? So what are these old white men of the gop...(hey I saw that convention "the gop where men are old cranky men! And the women...well they look like men too!")...thinking when they say shit that is so freaking stupid? I mean life or no life! Shit as a man odds are you have killed more life by accident that you will ever create! And is life really that important? So what another dead baby...so freaking what! Feel bad? Go adopt one from China! Am I the only one totally confused by this? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ah the old man and the seat....wow that was some very messed up thing they did to the old guy! I mean he's old! He has no clue where the hell he is or who he is talking to! Half of the lecture/rant was aimed at jesus h bush! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OMG just saw the last episode of The Daily Show..holy mother of poop i laughed my ass off when they combed the convention looking for african americans and latinos! I laughed my freaking ass off! And my god the number of old ass ladies....god my god...how dry must those clams be? Bleached Beef Jerky? If the GOP is hoping for a future.....shit their future cant really be for long...from looking at these people half of them have one foot in a grave and the other on a banana peel! My god get some young diverse blood in that pool will you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well yeah! Yeah any one can use gravity but if you want it to look good...unlike the gop convention which looked like the scrotum of an old man you are going to need some style points! Seriously! No wonder these gopers are so wound up! they are on deaths door! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Making fun of the republicans for being mostly old white people is like.... God what is easier? I don't know of anything easier? Hell falling down stairs take effort and skill! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

things i will never get bored of. 1) B(.)(.)BIES! Have you ever gotten bored of titties! Yeah I thought not! 2) Fast cars! Ever gotten bored looking at a fast car? Though not! 3) Free beer! Wait there can bee too much free beer...crap! There goes my logic! Sadly unlike hookers and blow skydiving can never get boring! Because you will always find a new way to try and increase your testicular mass by doing more radical stuff in the air! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK so i was drinking and watching...and I'm telling you I did not see a single person of color in that convention! Oh and i was posting on face book...the best of consisted of Were people of color banned from the GOP convention? And what is the average age of the crowd? 100? My god it's like a George Burns convention! Tan people! TAN! and if you can't tan hire some plastic surgeons! My god your jowls have jowls! Why do i have a funny feeling that the outside of the convention hall there is a sea of those rascals that the old ladies use to get around wallmart? Casper is more alive than these republicans. Wow talk about stiff! I mean i always knew white people lacked a groove and just couldn't dance but watching these folks.....i mean really! It's like where is Waldo Johnson the only person of color who accidentally showed up! Ah shit they are praying...Jesus on a stick! They are praying! WF are you praying for! You are white privileged people who pay next to no taxes.....And i was never invited...I tan. Thus I was not invited. And thank god...have you see how ugly these old ladies look! I'm sorry I would love to answer but i just saw some wrinkly old ladies holding hands and dancing at the convention.....and I need to go and wash my eyes out with bleach! WOW! It was like two albino rhinos getting down and dirty! Bla bla bla. Condi rice even looked as if she had lost her than when she gave her speach. I watched the thing for an hour and it was an AARP convention of the wrinkly and the albino and the poorly dressed! My god it looked like the golden corall at the 5pm senior citizens dinner rush! That place must have stunk of old slice and bengay! And I kid you not in that one hour I did not see one single person of color no matter what chanel I was watching. I mean really...talk about wow! Some one would have made a killing selling reverse mortgages! Hey not my fault they are easy to make fun of even the delegates from puerto Rico were old white wrinkly people! Where the hell do you find white people to represent a Chicano island of salsa dancers? A goldn girl's convention? Trust us we know how to run a government...we were around when Plato wrote that clay tablet on how to do it! And don't get your panties in a twist. I don't think too much of the other side either but at least they seem to let the people of color sit where ever they want on the bus. God gave me a choice be a good speller or be awesome and legendary. I think I made the right choice. Oh just thought of another one.....the GOP convention...gods waiting room! Oh that's funny right there! Rude sure but funny stuff! Well that teaches me to drink Bourbon and to watch the GOP convention! And does Nit the Whit's shoulders ever move? That boy has the strangest laugh i have ever seen from a human! But in all seriousness? Where are the tan people at! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm sorry I would love to answer but i just saw some wrinkly old ladies holding hands and dancing at the convention.....and I need to go and wash my eyes out with bleach! WOW! It was like two albino rhinos getting down and dirty! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

MAN! Watching Nit the Whit stand there like a robot and looking like will ferrell...dude does he look like will ferrell or is it just me...and i just noticed something..... its like a box of Quaker Oats.....proney white people.....WTF! I mean what is the average age of the GOP? Like 1 thousand? And is that the SPF they need to rock when they step out in the sun! My god it's like a sea of albino zombies! Were people of color banned from the GOP convention? And what is the average age of the crowd? 100? My god it's like a George Burns convention! Tan people! TAN! and if you can't tan hire some plastic surgeons! My god your jowls have jowls! Why do i have a funny feeling that the outside of the convention hall there is a sea of those rascals that the old ladies use to get around wallmart? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You could TAKE all the money the 1% have and you could not run the gov for a month Nope but maybe you could pay off some of our war debt? Why did we go into Iraq again? WMD's...wait no Terrorists...wait no To prove to Bid Daddy Bush that little baby boy bush had testicular mass? oh yeah! And you paid $1billion per day we spent in Iraq. Wow that boy must have some seriously big testies..... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ever try free beer? Somehow with Mitt as the candidate, I don't think free beer is going to figure into a lot of what's going on (officially). Oh yeah he's one of those people.... WTF do Mormans drink anyway! NO beer no coffe....WTF! Free....aaahh....virgins? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!