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  1. Of course not. Christians are treated considerably better. Ah YEAH! They get to have wine and bread on sundays! These freaking Muslims have to do squat thrusts like 5 times per day! WTF is that all about! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. Well YEAH! I mean Wally world clothing is crapy! And yeah i would hate it if the future Ms. Shah was rocking Wally world crap! It's a reflection of me being a subpar husband! I want the Future Ms Shah to be as hot and sexy as me! And I am one very hot sexy man!
  3. Yeah....she should have killed him...or ripped his balls off! How dare any man tell a woman what and how she should dress! Can't believe what those freaking Arabs have done to Persia! Why can't they all just pack up and leave the country and move back to where they came from and take their bad dressing and bad religion with them! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. Wendy, You are the most Zen person I know! You rock! Thank you for being here!
  5. that's a very extreme point. one that a zealot might make. Keep your religion like your bowel movements...in a quiet place in the home and not in the streets. So to say it again with a big fat smile on my face... The only good religious zellot is a dead religious zellot! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Ah the running of the Chalupas. Were there like 15 silly looking engineering guys behind them carrying their water asking if they could help? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. I am so good at this I have developed my own set of words to describe them. Chalupa: (Cha-LU-pa) adjective - A female engineer who's ego is slightly larger than the size of a gas giant due to a dissonance caused by being 1 of 5 women out of a population of 100 and getting hit on nonstop and having guys bend over backwards for her due to the simple fact that she is the loan female in the facility. Used in a sentence: Chalupa walking across the street with 5 poorly dressed engineers behind her like she were mother duck. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. OOOORRRRR Large TV and keep it far away! I mean buy a small TV...what kind of silly idea is that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. I gained two optical inches via manscaping. And no, no photos will be provided Just use hookers with small hands... And why do you think i watch dwarf porn? Duuuh! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. Yes. No joke yes. If they speak to me. I don't go out kicking people down. But when one of the many "handsome" engineering girls attempts to treat me like one of the pussy whipped engineering guys they are shocked to see me treat them in an equal manner. They are shocked and amazed that someone let alone an engineer doesn't buy their shit. I had this one engineering chick on a business trip think i was going to carry her bag for her...just like all the other guys did on all the other trips....ah yeah...no...she was very pissed. And when she comforted me about it i pointed to a very attractive woman in a very nice pencil skirt and a pressed shirt and said "See in the real world she is hot, in the real world she gets her bag carried, this is the real world...you are sitting next to me in sweat pants and flip flops...I think you can carry your own bag." And you know it's kind of funny....my reputation is a bit of a bow wave. When the engineering girls see me they actually behave themselves while i'm around. Oddly I just saw it at a local DZ a few weeks back. Apparently this one woman knew who i was and my view. at first she was giving this packer darama about how hard it is for her to pack her parachute.....and could he just do it for her free of charge (taking food off his table)....and then she saw me....she actually stopped mid sentence....and decided it was a good idea to pack her own equipment. I in my own way am doing good. I'm bringing equality into an otherwise unequal world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. Dude I'm freaking Persian! You know well endowed FYI if you are ever in SEA bring your own rubbers! Rocking rubbers from that part of the world can be a bit of a tight squeeze! But as any woman will lie to your face..."It's not about size" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. I gained two optical inches via manscaping. And no, no photos will be provided Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. Perhaps in my view of "doing good" is by shedding light and deflating overinflated egos of "handsome" women who think they are all that and thus treat people like shit? I mean let's be honest, sure these girls can get their egos blown by the simple supply and demand of their work/school environment and go out into the real wold only to find out that they are so out gunned that they can't get a drink of they paid for it and then spend a decade in therapy or just turn their bitch to 11. Or they can maybe read one of my posts and realize why they get so much attention where they are and realize THAT IT'S FAKE! Look i've seen it in engineering school, in engineering offices and at a few drop zones i've visited. You may call me Prometheus, i just bring in the light into what was once dark. And not everyone wants light into the dark room. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  14. Please I am the SHAH..... Jealous? Really? I mean REALLLY!? You surly jest! That will be all. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. I'm not Shah, Norm. Shah posts under his own account. Check my spelling & grammar... Just a disciple who will go forth and spread the truth rather thick! And that is the only other place better for a heterosexual woman who wants to do very little but get maximum attention other than your local DZ is.... Any engineering school. Supply and demand When you have so many guys and so few girls....well...in engineering it's about 5%-10% "female" Shit she could smell of twice fermented herring and wonky teeth and a figure similar to a double wide fridge and she will have a date on any given evening. Now once they get out into the real world....or if they bump into me.....well what can i say.....the truth hurts. Remember I'm not a dick, i'm just honest. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. You got it! I do have a thing for Express girls. But I'm even tired of bashing engineers...its kind of like punching babies....its fun the first 100 times...but that 101th baby...eh why? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. +10000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/20/world/meast/iran-hijab-fisticuffs/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 Ah man you got here first! I'm in love! These girls should have tied the fucker down and cut off his balls and shoved them down his throat! The only good religious zellot is a dead religious zellot! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. NOPE! I'm a sexy MOFO! Hey it's basic biology, supply and demand. 52 dicks and 2 chicks...those chicks don't have to work too hard to get some dick. So they don't...as long as they stay in that environment. And well looking at this gaggle of tards...yeah 2 chicks and 52 dicks. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. HA! OMG HA! No really HA! Your kidding me right? HA! Yeah she's engineering/DZ hot. With a body like that....and god knows what her face looks like she couldn't get a drink if she paid for it! One of my favorite hobbies...other than being a dick...is to when i go out with my friends to the local bars in NJ and to point out the engineering chicks from my facility and watching them attempt to get the same level of attention they get at the office outside of the office. It's kind of like watching a monkey try and use a pen. It's kind of cute but in the end...just sad. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. We have different definition of "chicks" Those were some very "handsome" ladies. Compare them to the well dressed fun loving super cute girls in the psych classes and well it's the difference between throwing a bullet and shooting one! It's also freshman engineering? There were always a few good looking "chicks" in freshman engineering class. But by midyear they were gone. They quickly figured out that the average financial engineer not only makes much much MUCH more than your average engineer....but they actually know how to talk to the ladies and aren't so freaking "strange" But it's engineers...making fun of engineers is like...well is there anything more easy? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. 52 dicks....and wait were there any chicks? I love the Asian professor! I can count on one hand the number of my professors who spoke engineer with any level of fluency. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. I HAVE SAID SOME VERY DUMB SHIT IN MY LIFE... but man this guy....wow! ok..... DUMB! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. Pesky MBA got in the way! Had a chance to speak to a few people with significantly larger number of jumps and I now have a much much better idea as to how to spot people from the aircraft and how to adjust my solo jump. Thank you guys and gals! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!