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    Ohhhh.... I want to add a few more:

    7. A facial

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    Oh really?



    Not that kind of facial, pervert!!! That kind would violate the "keep it off my face and outta my hair or you're never getting any ever again" rule. :D


    lol .. i'd take one from a woman any day.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    8. Having a couple of drinks around my little firepit in my back yard.



    DZ BONFIRE!!!! Man, I love this time of year!



    I know!!!! The fireplaces in my neighborhood smell soooooo good!!!!



    Very jealous of your DZ Bonfires ... I wish we had them here :(
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    No interruptions during football. :)



    Uhhh .. Football? My dog has an Indianapolis Colts jersey, but I'm not really a fan.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    You're lucky!



    She just wants my bottle of Captain. Or my vote. Not really sure which.



    If I were her, I'd want both!
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    Your #3 would be very impressive considering you live 1/2 way across the country from me. :D

    And #4, we have to talk about #4. The problem with #4 is you said MODERATE. That's not gonna work. You gotta get your ass back to the Olive Garden and get fucking trashed. Then call 911 and have the cougar come pick you up.



    In response to your comment on #3 ... Maybe my tongue is longer than you think :P

    And #4 ... Not "THAT" cougar ... I wrote her off after the first date. She was too scary to even bring home.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!

    MMMM, catholic girls!! >:(


    Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild!


    I will pray really hard for you this week! :D


    LOL .. Well it's a long story. My experience limits me to only this one married catholic woman for a few years.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

  • I guess I should start making my list ...

    1) My fucking renter to pay his 10 day late rent.

    2) Win the lottery and quit my second job.

    3) Make out with Lucky.

    4) Drink a moderate amount of beer and wine.

    5) Make a few jumps.

    I'm thinking the bottom two may be my only weekend accomplishments.

    Edited to add ... YES .. Finish your AFF jumps! I'll be excited for you if you do!
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!

    MMMM, catholic girls!! >:(


    Yeah no kidding ... You can't go wrong with a catholic woman. Even the married ones are wild!
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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    I've heard about a couple places in the Midwest that jump through the winter, but my guess is that none of them would allow student jumps then. Anyone happen to know if this is the case? I don't think that I'll be able to finish my AFF jumps before the end of the season because three times in a row that I tried to get some in, the weather didn't cooperate :(



    When does your home dz close? Skydive Chicago is open until Dec 1st ... A month longer than my home dz in Indiana.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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    OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. :ph34r:



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    I think maybe the second one. My addiction to dz.com has caused an altered state of mind :)

    Porn makes the soul bleed.



    I feel so dirty now! I better get my ass to Mass Sunday morning!!


    LOL ... You'll be just fine. Perhaps I formed my opinion after I saw every milf porn flick in existence? :)
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    Are you a spinner?



    Did you mean squirter?


    OMG - you watch way too much porn. Or read too much on DZ.com. :ph34r:


    I think maybe the second one. My addiction to dz.com has caused an altered state of mind :)

    Porn makes the soul bleed.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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    Don't worry about the hot guy ... I'm right here.



    You are relentless. :P


    I like to call it persistence :P
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

  • Pretty much every weekend minus a few since June. They'll be closing for the winter at the end of the month though.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS!



    You keep saying that stuff people are going to think you're on the payroll! ;)


    Haha ... I would like to collect my earnings in something other than us dollars please.
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    Definatly a Blow Job



    cuz we all know the way to a man's heart is through his...uh..well, you know.


    Well, maybe that's acceptable if you want to be the "Dropzone Doorknob"! :P

    I prefer the Emily Post "thank you note". ;)


    I doubt that'll even get you his blanket next time.;)


    I had my own blanket in my car .... and pillow! :P

    So you think the next time I see this dude I should be like, "Yeah, I sent you the thank you note saying to call me before you come down next time and I'll bring you your favorite beer or whatever, but the guys on DZ.com think you'd rather have a blowjob? What are you thoughts on that, nice guy?".

    I think that'll go over like lead balloon. :|


    He probably won't mind the offer ... It has much to do with your hoTTneSS!
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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    Janine muffed me last Friday - 4321 has got to be the worlds easiest number ever to remember.

    Muff, muff, muff fellow assholes!



    What the hell is muffed?
    Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs