futuredivot

Do what I do when I'm traveling. Right before you leave home, piss all over the toilet seat. That way you know she'll think about you while you're gone

Reference to a disturbing scene in the movie "Deliverance"-not sure where you're from, didn't know if you would get it.

nah, the rest of us are loved by all and just sorting through the tons of entertainment options that we have

I have one obligation and every intention of fullfilling that early enough to be safely home before the nuts are turned loose on the roads

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right on..got a deliverance

Some dude made you squeel like a pig?

Don't think I would have told that one

Wow-this thread got really cleaned up between visits-Bob, what day are you planning on leaving? More importantly, when are you planning on coming back and what kind of beer is in your fridge?

Don't worry, I'll put a few miles on it while you're out of the country-I'm just kind that way

Don't worry about it-If the VN thing wasn't during my busy travel season, I'd be right along with you-looks like it'll be a blast

I resent the implication that 1989 was "years and years" ago. I'll have you know that it was just nearly yesterday

all the cool people are going to be on the gulf coast

I'm a little traumatized-Santa was OK, but my mom gave my wife a bottle of spray on stripper dust. There's just something not right about that

This is more what I see you doing