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I love that you're my postwhore proxy while i'm at work.

It's those extra little services that I offer that make me special

I'm just looking to see when I'll be back in Alabama-that sounds good (no pun intended)

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Dude, I'm sorry, but the visual of you sliding down the door had me laughing. Aint it a bitch...

So, "Most like a slinky" award?

Ok-back to the problem, how do we help Sunshine unnamed person. I'm really just here to do good

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Well - Tool, Saliva, ect... does not even come close!

I think that this is as close as you've ever come to a sex post

I don't have an ipod or such thing but in corresponding today with that other dizzydotcommer who shall remain nameless, I got this

"i would vote I Was Made For Dancing by Leif Garret as the most embarrsing song on my mp3 player...or is Power of Love by Celine worse than Leif??"-Sunshine

dude, you don't have any reliable sources

predatory feline reference

That's getting kinda close to wearing hose when you're home alone

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Just so everyone knows.... IT'S NOT ME!!!

Oh, and just because this wasn't about you doesn't mean that it's not true, only that I don't know. So, do you have Celine in your music library? Go ahead, admiting is the first step to recovery

stand by and prepare to be snoped
arrgh

Hot coffee through the nose is not fun
Is it really OK for any skydiver, male or female to listen to Celine?

I can confirm that, but I would never be so indiscrete as to mention Sunshine's name in a public forum

I've just discovered that a friend has Celine Dion on her MP3 player. How can I make sure that she gets the help that she so obviously needs?

Oh, he's in Spain this week. He'll be in Italy next week.

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Who cares???

I want the garter for "other" reasons.

What? Are you accessorizing your weekend ensemble?

Does it ever feel like you have an ax stuck in your chest. We had to buy a recliner for me to sleep in when it gets bad. I miss spicy food, but it's not worth it to me anymore

Ya'll are a cute couple, but I think it would be more "Wobbliest Couple"

It's probably a lot more accurate than the fuel gauge in a Bonanza

also known to hit college bars trolling up boytoys. I say go get 'em

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about the time the FBI announced they were re-focusing on the D.B. Cooper case, AirTwardo got really scarce.

He's way too old to be Cooper. I can't get a straight answer on if they're relocating to Europe, but it would make a lot of sense-except that the son-of-a-gun still owes me a jump.

Crap, you're at the Farm the one Saturday that I know I can't show up. Is that good or bad?

I've never been really hurt but the time I did go get an ankle x-ray, I just let it drop with "I fell" end of story

I'm voting "No", but that's just because I like being in the minority

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Middle describes me very well.

compromising, diplomatic, avoids conflict


I don't friggin think so, cupcake