futuredivot

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Shit, 6 fucking years of posting and I've been had.

By Walt or Turtle?

Did they at least call you the next day?

Mail order bride come in?

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Then how do you explain YOU??

I, good sir, am one of the last true innocents

Wow, same birthday-near simultanious posts, both smart-alec responses

But you aren't argumentative

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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She's smart and attractive. lucky dog.

Gotta wonder abour her taste, though

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i should really give you my ex's phone number.

Could you fit them all in one PM?

Oh the line of broken hearts left behind by Hurricane Sunny

The dead give-away was that they didn't have any shovels to lean on between breaks

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Turtle? Is that you?

It's always the innocent looking ones

It was too pretty, everybody knows that state trucks are beat all to crap

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motorcycles are already invisible thats why they put pipes on them.

But Cafe bikes sound like two bumblebees fucking in a mason jar

You've done it now. Don't call me when the black helicopters get there

I've got a room here in Ft. lauderdale. I'm by myself-now try to sleep with that stomach churning mental image

Just out of curiosity-do people have to be a couple before they can have make up sex

Can you just call and say "You made a mistake, I've got your money-Meet me Tuesday in St. Barts and I'll give it back-otherwise, I'll just have to keep it"

It'll be a step up from the "Uniposter" thing you've got going on now

I thought that aoiding drama was a banable offense-I'm confused

yes to billy, no to you

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Leave my imaginings alone - you're fucking them up.

Then let me put you back on track-you should hit this

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You know how I know you're ghey?

Because he hits you up for wine advice?

Why did you go through all of that effort-you should just call Phreezone-He's kinda like google with a voice

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Is it really Jay that you have to worry about leaving the poodle alone??

Jay, Clay... is there really much difference??

This is me not writing what I'm thinking-you owe me one

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Well, if I can imagine myself all up in that, then I can imagine her short.

With a flat head and big ears?

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Nope. She's a cum dumpster.

Except when she's being a carpet licker
It really comes down to four types of guys, those that would-those that wouldn't admit it, but would-those in a stable relationship and that's the only reason they wouldn't, and those that are gay

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