Flying-Wench

he he he.. you said it.. wait a minute, arent aussies usually the butt of all jokes?

i can never get these right.. thursday night for most of you guys in the US? no idea what it is in the UK.. its 12:30, lunchtime in Oz.. Friday. (w00t! 1.5 more hours of work.. then off to the DZ for the weekend.. im learning to pack chutes tonite, should i be this excited? oh and AFF 4 & 5 tomorrow!)

oo yeah boiler suits do it for me..

because we like the whole "filthy sweaty man in uniform in control" fantasy.. (that or we watch FAR too much TV) But hey i had the same reaction from alotta guys when i was a volunteer fire fighter! not sure what fantasies they had.. Backdraft related no doubt lol

as opposed to a chick-magnet?

*is impressed at the nerdiness in here* nerds rock! and so does Newton..

my dishwasher = fiance

mm and its much worse when you have 20-30 people using the same toilets.. bloackages.. ew!

id say the sink but that wouldnt be true.. < doesnt cook or clean < eats and makes mess instead

mm i have to apologise.. when i first saw those muff # in peoples sig lines.. i was thinking the sexual meaning and of bizarre initiation rites lol my thought process cant be helped though.. most of the guys at my DZ claim to be porn stars lol giving me the FALSE impression that a great deal of skydivers are filthy minded.

he he i should email that to aforementioned WUFFO partner.. he might stay awake all night thinking about it *grins* thats not your lighter.. thats my lighter

yes yes dont shoot the messenger. lol it was a random nerdy moment i thought i would share with you all. *grins* i dont know shit about gravity aside from what goes up, must come down and that when i jump out of the plane (providing one rememebrs to let go of the strut), its windy and earth is approaching quickly. most amusing.

indeed. and there is a line there somewhere about the earth moving for me.. but after all of that = brain mal.

bless my fiance.. trained nerd that he is. i am so much more learned for knowing him he declared to me in the car the other night.. "how can you fall faster than gravity! gravity is a constant dammit!" my reply: *shrug*

Nope, none at all. I like to laugh, so I enjoy comedy type folks. I've studied martial arts for the past 13 years, so I really dig that sort of thing. It intrigues me, so does doing it professionally in this manner. So I think its cool.

lol no pressure mind... lol

lol you people are most creative.. ill have to remember the sock/underwear thing...

he he he yeowch.. i used to volunteer with emergency services, we were out in the middle of nowhere evidence searching at a homocide.. Nature called and i got sprung squatting next to the only bush i could find by a TV helicoptor. The arrival of the chopper scared the fuck out of me, i promptly fell back into the bush i was at.. which was covered in thorns. I was picking the bastards out for weeks..

what DID you do? holler for help? pretend it didnt happen? use newspaper? go home sick for the day?

*grins* do you have a long length of rope? any good at washing windows? come dangle outside my building!

and for that matter.. DO YOU?

as they say... for me to know..

worse when the paper appears to have been waxed.. waterproof dunny paper? now THERES a fine idea..

foaming up like a car wash? christ.. they could foam me up anyday! and they come prepared with rope!

great idea.. we do need it.