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Kel and I will be organizing S.L.U.T's dive(s) on Saturday. Yes, the SLUT's are getting back to their Couch Freak's roots and celebrating our 1 year anniversary!!! We would love to have any current "sluts" also help initiate some new hot sky chicas Oh and we don't check ID's

hmmm... I could have sworn that link worked Couch Freaks 08 scroll down to the photo album since it won't let me directly link it

What you missed last year

Yes, without a doubt. I went to the vegas tunnel in 02 and it was ok, but having since been in a skyventure recirculating tunnel a few times, there is no comparison. No column of air to fall off, wall to wall air and it sucks instead of blows

338 members of the facebook page saying they are going, and thats not counting all those jumpers in the midwest yet to still discover facebook! Sounds like a party

The poll is flawed. There's nothing wrong with looking or appreciating an attractive man with a good body. That doesn't mean the "average joe" gets rejected. He didn't ask who we would date, he asked what we found "attractive" and the ladies answered honestly. Seriously- next time you are out to dinner or something, take a look around. I'll bet you see more attractive women with kind of average looking men than the opposite. That's kind of sad! +1 very true

I voted toned and athletic, bonus points if you look good in a speedo although you should never actually wear one

The results of this poll are simply shocking

This is copied from the facebook page: I'm going to Couch Freaks 2009! Fort Dodge Regional Airport, Iowa September 2-7, 2009 AIRCRAFT: -4 Planes from the Skydive Arizona Fleet! (1 Skyvan & 2 Super Otters & 1 Caravan) -Pitts Biplane – TBD -Helicopter –Confirmed! This year's helicopter will have 4 mounted cameras to capture your skydive. 1 on the nose, 1 fisheye on the underbelly, and 2 in the seating area. Robinson R44 -Hot Air Balloons – to be confirmed! ORGANIZERS: -Tom Schroder, Larry Clapp, and Mandy Shaeffer will be organizing RW dives all weekend long. -Freefly load organizers – We are proud to announce partnership with http://skyventurecolorado.com/ and they will provide our FF LO’s in 2009! FOOD: -Free Beer 24/7 -Hog roast and Iowa Sweet Corn Feed Wed Night -Iowa Chop Dinner Saturday Night -Fort Dodge Chili Lovers Chili Feed Sunday Night -Starlite Restuarant will be onsite all boogie during daylight hours SCHEDULE: *WTF are we waiting for Wednesday Noon CDT - Gates open. Prior to noon, please park as the signs on the street tell you to 12:01 PM CDT - Beer Truck Opens 2PM - Hot tub PH balance testing 3pm..ISH...first load! YES!!!!!! After sundown - Hog roast/Iowa sweet corn feed (included with paid admission) *Table Niner Thursday 7am – Breakfast vendors show up, roll out of your tent and get ready to JUMP! 8am- What is that PA system yelling in my ears? Jumping Begins. Curse manifest for waking you up and realizing who you woke up next to 9am- Who wants a chili dog? Time to suffer. Not till 11am, sucka 10am- Should I cut the speaker cable or move my tent? I will move my tent or else face the wrath of an angry couch freak. Damn that PA is loud, why did I put my tent next to it? Idiot. Noon - Beer truck still going after 24 hours. No keg bowling fatalities. Yet. Time for a nooner 9pm - DJ TBA 9:01- There will never be a ZoomieLand like the original, but you can try. Immitate the originals and get your campsite nekkid. Latenight – Practice Laps @ the Windsock *Fat Albert Sex Friday 7am – Breakfast vendors open 8am- Jumping Begins First Load - Kicks off the NPSL meet. More details at http://www.skyleague.com 6pm - Please be sure to use the condom in the boogie bag properly. We are not prepared for your offspring to be here at Dollar Daze 2009, and neither are you 9pm- Meet at the Party Hanger for some great band 10:30pm or during 1st intermission- Prize giveaways! You must be present to win Latenight – First Round Qualifying - Windsock Runs *Polyester day is here - Sapiosexual Saturday 7am- Breakfast is served. Bring cash. 8am- Jumping Begins now. Don't worry, the pilots have a lower BAC than the manifest workers. 4pm- Lingerie Dive??? TBA Just before sunset- Iowa Pork Chop Feed Dinner (don't miss this!) 6pm- Beer Truck-still cold, still familiar, still loving 8pm- Chicken Pooper Contest! Listen throughout the day for announcements 9pm- Head to the party hanger, some awesome band will be playing All night long - Annual Polyester Party First musical intermission - Best (un)Dressed Contest Even later - Prize giveaways round #2 Windsock Runs - main event 2:00am - Keg bowling championships - will they go 15 layers high this year? See you at the ER *Sip one for my homies Sunday 7am-Starlight Breakfast Grille 8am- Jumping Begins OK probably closer to 9am. 6pm- Ft. Dodge Chili Lovers Killer Chili Feed. Vegetarian or Road Kill??? Beer Truck vs. Pink Cadillac Hot Tub in a drag race, who would win? 8pm - Chicken Pooper Raffle Round #2 - twice the buy in, twice the winnings! 9pm - Yet another killer band Latenight – Birthday Suit Bash party like there is no tomorrow Late Late Night - Did you close the camper curtains? Be sure to do so before filming any porno video *My God, who did I wake up with Monday? 7am- Starlight Breakfast Grille 8am-ish- Jumping Begins WE STILL HAVE BEER! Flowing cold as ever. Fruit rollups for Bart. Beer rollups for Homer. 3pm- Don't pack up that tent just yet! We’re still Jumping! Sunset- Last load Hot tub closes to the general public Beer Truck closes (??? to be continued) Those who remain will cry tears for those who have left the premises

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What happened? The story I heard is that the bellyfliers didn't want to freefliers to steal their thunder so they rigged the engine to go up in flames . Not sure what actually happened to it. I was told that a tiny screw in the engine got sucked through the intake and burned the right engine up No raft dives from then on

I watched the sixth attempt on the ground and wasnt sure if they had gotten it or not and then got on a load for a sunset track... The pilot announced a minute before jump run that they had gotten the record The party that followed was crazy as you could imagine

:15:too many Spent just under a week in Ottawa for summerfest

Got in super early this morning... Man it is awesome seeing so many of my friends from all over in one place, and it's only Monday!!

That is awesome I always thought weddings were super boring