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Jack+Ectasy=hangover

I used to drink a lot of water with my Jack and Ectasy.

It is not the alcohol that really gives you a hangover it is what you mix it with.

Example...

Jack+Coke=Hangover

Jack on Rocks=No Hangover

Unless you drink the whole bottle and then really you are just still drunk not hungover.

"Have you ever scratched a sleeping lions balls with a hot fork?"

Bwahahahahahaha!

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lucky charms being soggy

Their British Sebazz not Irish! Wait a minute...is Ireland in England?

Scroll down a little bit I fixed it before you all said anything.

My too.

Example...

I going to get me rig instead of my rig.

Also, is there a reason why they say me instead of I?

Example...

I am going to get me rig and go skydiving!

I've always wondered that.

Heal well, blow off some steam, wear some of these (or similiar) shoes, go through the first jump course again, and start talking to instructors about your canopy progression (I know MOST DZ's would let experienced jumpers sit in anytime they felt they needed it), build your confidence and jump again. Don't sell your stuff, you will regret it later.

Shoes...all the cool skydivers wear them!
http://www.vans.com/girls/product/

Queen looks good. There is always Phantom and Les Miserables that are guaranteed good shows if you haven't seen them.

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but never count out the Airspeed program when international competition is on the line.

And for this reason I think Airspeed will win. Yes, they have new people on their team but the skills and knowledge of the overall team is incredible. Fire will do good but I don't think they will outperform Airspeed.

Ever think about calling them and asking them? Just a thought.

Ever think about calling them and asking them? Just a thought.

Call Hans I'm sure he can arrange a ride for you.

That is just here in the states mostly. Women from overseas don't seem to mind at all. I have seen a beautiful woman from another country come to a dz and drop chow right in the middle of the packing area and change into her jumpsuit. Everyone in the place turned around and staired and she didn't care. She did it all the time. At night she would always skinny dip in the pool. Guess were all the guys were at night?

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At some DZ's the packers make more money then just about anyone.

Ok. So maybe he will just starve one week and not two.

Long story short, if you are going to do it, have your AFF rating with maybe 500 AFF jumps under your belt, tandem rating with at least 500 tandems under your belt, and video equipment with lots of tandem video experience. Then maybe you will be successful in the sport. Packing doesn't pay much at all. Example, if it rains one week you will not eat for two weeks and won't be jumping. It sounds like a great experience but it really is more fun to have a good paying job where you can afford to pay bills and skydive and eat when you want.

I just called my local police station and told them. They didn't sound very amused.

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Funny...I was under the impression that having to duck under things wasn't a problem you ever encounter.

Now that is funny.

I don't wan't to sleep with him. I don't swing that way. Although I will let you clean my tent naked.

The amazon looks the best. Remember, it's not how you sleep but how good you look doing it.

Kind of like the Skydeck.

Sorry to hijack your thread.

I personally like The North Face tents. They are sturdy and reliable.

http://www.thenorthface.com/na/gear-shop-category-6.html

I guess the Skydeck gets the girls!

For sure. I want this one with deck on top.

http://www.airstream.com/product_line/motorhomes/skydeck_home.html

Why get a tent when you can get one of those.

Get this instead.

http://www.airstream.com/product_line/travel_trailers/bambi_home.html

This ROCKS!