Ashtanga

If this is serious call Skydive Cross Keys or Skydive Deland and ask for one of his team members.

***Drug..............................Effects

Cocaine=Grinding teeth, runny nose (sniffling), person seems shaky, eyes wide open, paranoid.

Meth=Grinding teeth, eyes bugged out, shaky, paranoid sometimes.

"X"=Constantly wants hugs, very touchy feely, EXTREMELY THIRSTY!

LSD=Person is off in la la land.

Marijuana=hungry, red eyed, mellow, paranoia in some cases.

heroin=??

errr....others?

*edited to add paranoia

Warning of burn in. Do not leave the same image on screen for more than a couple of hours, play about 90 -120 minutes, switch your input back to TV for a minute or two this allows the screen time to "refresh" itself. Do not leave it on the same screen for several hours.

All I have been dreaming about lately is these little frog looking creatures that are about the size of Q-Bert that make weird wet fart noises. I don't want to follow that dream. I think I do need to get that dream analyzed though. Just plain weird.

Team Cheech and Chong and the only guy that will jump with them.

How about water? Water is good for you.

Just an indication of what nationals will be like this year. It is not in the bag for anyone. Nationals is going to be quite a show.

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Do you really want to probe Gwen Stephani? I'm sure I could come up with much better candidates needing my probe.

In reference to the other thread on here about the Beastie Boys...

I'd probe her like this
I'd probe her like that
I'd probe her with a whiffle ball bat...

Looks like they are completing round 10 today too. They are starting to post scores now. We should know soon.

I met Nadine at that Boogie. She was a very sweet and beautiful girl.

...I can't...I'm to much of a pussy...

I meant to say prostate.

"Will you massage my prostate while your in there?"

How about..

Can I play doctor too?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

...that the KY jelly would start a rash. He walked into the ER and saw the group Primus playing this song...

Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

He walked up the Wynonas big brown beaver and said...

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She woke up hanging in a tree across the street from a Wal Mart with a redneck poking her with a stick.

At least he wasn't poking her with his DICK!

Office Space

Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

You ruined it man. I was daydreaming and getting excited.

Tommy Boy...

Well you can stick your head up a butchers ass... I mean you can...

Me thinks she needs help collapsing her canopy. I'll go help...

"Nice landing Jessica. I'll take that harness off of you. Oops...didn't mean to touch the double d's. Why don't you come lay down in this nice soft savannah? That's it."

Super Troopers

When Ramathorn and Farva pullover the Plymouth Voyager, Ramathorn radios in and says they have a Plymouth Voyager, Vermont plates Alpha, God, Mustard, 1, niner, decade, china. Farva says, "For 20 bucks I'll call him a chicken fucker." He runs to the car and says, "License and registration you chicken fucker, bwakaaawww!"

Is their a registration fee? How much are the jumps? Is it going to cost more for extra altitude and to have a bigger plane?

You guys have it so wrong. She does enjoy it. When she wins she drops down on her knees and opens her mouth wide open waiting for more. Just check here...

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050331/maria_53256.jpg

Boozehag......

AmishMonkeys DJ Mik trance music. Then SkyMonkeyOne said...

...whiff of Assmonkeys feet. man, those feet will knock you on your ass! And then Katiebear told Assmonkey to put his socks back on and then they did two tricks and went to watch...