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That's what they all say!

Liquid Chicken!

what about the theme song from the 80's show - greatest american hero? *** Believe it or not....

Wow

It almost got me in the eye!

Wow that didn't take long!!!

I did.

I fixed it!

Here - you might like these, but I won't tell you what I wear them with.

My eyes are blue, but sometimes they look green. My daughters are really blue!

Everything is good in Austin oh how I miss that place!

You sure do!

right on!

Thats the kind of man I want!

Thank you!

Oh I think most of the women in this forum don't have that problem. I can only speak for myself, but it seems to me most of the women here are smart and confident women, who know what they like and don't like. Sure some women are like that but so are some men. As for the girl Grue is talking about, she is just not that into him and he needs to move on to one who is. And as Unformed said I also want a man to be Nice, but I do want them to be a man.

She is a flake. It's time to say Next....

Ditto

I am glad I am not the only snorter! I guess I was lucky- never had to go to camp!

OK - now you made me snort! I was quite the tom boy too. I spent most of my time as little girl playing with my hot wheels in the dirt or my race track - I had the Munster car too. I had one of those silly belts too! I hung out with the same crowd-I wasn't one of those cheerleader types either, we called them "Prep Rallys"

You are cracking me up!

Yes - man, I had the best tree house in the neighborhood! We also had my boom box up there and would listen to Rod Stewart! We were so cool!

Oh I wish I could remember the name. That made me laugh pretty hard. I think we played that in gym class!

You wore a rainbow shirt that was half-sleeves, and the rainbow went up one sleeve, across your chest, and down the other. You made baby chocolate cakes in your Easy Bake Oven and washed them down with snow cones from your Snoopy Snow Cone Machine. You had that Fisher Price Doctor's Kit with a stethoscope that actually worked. You owned a bicycle with a banana seat and a basket. You even owned roller skates with metal wheels. You thought Gopher from Love Boat was cute (Admit it!) You had nightmares after watching Fantasy Island. You had rubber boots for rainy/snowy days -remember Moon boots (you then advanced to Duck Shoes in the 80's) You had either a "bowl cut" or "pixie," not to mention the Dorothy Hamill" because your Mom was sick of braiding your hair. How traumatic when people thought you were a boy. Your Holly Hobbie sleeping bag was your most prized possession. You wore a poncho, gauchos, and knickers. You begged Santa for the electronic game, Simon. You had the Donnie and Marie dolls with those pink and purple shredded outfits. You spent hours out back on your metal swing set with the trapeze. You had homemade ribbon barrettes in every imaginable color. You even had a pair of Doctor Scholl's sandals (the ones with hard sole & the buckle). You wanted to be Laura Ingalls Wilder really bad; you wore that Little House on the Prairie-inspired plaid, ruffle shirt with the high neck in at least one school picture; and you despised Nellie Olson! You wanted your first kiss to be at the roller rink. Your hairstyle was described as having "wings" and you kept it "pretty" with the comb you kept in your back pocket. You know who Strawberry Shortcake is, as well as her friends, Blueberry Muffin and Huckleberry Pie. You carried a Muppets lunch box to school. You and your girlfriends would fight over which of the Dukes of Hazzard was your boyfriend. Every now and then "It's a Hard Knock Life" from the movie,"Annie" will pop into your brain and you can't stopsinging it the whole day. YOU had Star Wars action figures, too. It was a big event in your household each year when the "Wizard of Oz" would come on TV. Your mom would break out the popcorn and sleeping bags! You even asked your Magic-8 ball the question: "Who will I marry. Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, or Rick Springfield?" You completely wore out your Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Fame soundtrack albums. You tried to do lots of arts and crafts, like yarn and Popsicle-stick God's eyes, or those weird potholders made on a plastic loom. You made Shrinky-Dinks! You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your portable tape player up to the speaker. You couldn't wait to get the free animal poster that came when you ordered books from the Weekly Reader book club. You learned everything you needed to know about girl issues from Judy Blume books (Are you there God, It's me,Margaret.) You thought Olivia Newton John's song "Physical" was about aerobics. You wore friendship pins on your tennis shoes, or shoelaces with heart or rainbow designs. You wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer. You had a Big Wheel with a brake on the side, and a Sit-n-Spin. You had subscriptions to Dynamite and Tiger Beat!!

Fuck and Run and the Divorce Song by Liz Phair, Pushit by Tool, and Kyoto Song and Sinking by The Cure (well just about anything from The Cure) are some of my favorite songs.