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You call your young apprentice, "Junior" Your landspeeder has a gun rack. You call Yoda your Li'l green buddy. You have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill. Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. You can describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot." You got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids. You have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You've used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon. You feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You use your lightsabor as a bug zapper. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I used to have one, they are really small. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

haven't bought music in years if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I am not responsible, the one arm man made me do it. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I have mine written into my home owners. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ii plead the 5th if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

God, but watching the news is getting depressing. Every page and every channel is another reminder of something that pisses me off. Everybody has their own agenda and everybody has their own stupid message that they're screaming at the top of their lungs, but the noise is getting so loud that nobody hears anything any more. Have you ever heard the joke about how shit happens? It starts out that somebody has a good idea that will make a change, but as the idea is passed "up" its syntax becomes perverted until it becomes "shit." It's a cute joke, but It's not how shit happens. Shit happens because there are two kinds of people in the world: the silent majority and the vocal minority. The silent majority are the people who are busy with the business of running their lives. They educate themselves, they employ themselves, they fall in love, get married, buy property, pay taxes and try to build a future for their posterity. The vocal minority is every idiot with nothing better to do than start screaming about the particular bug that happens to be up his ass. By himself he's an anoyance. But put a few dozen of them together in front of a camera and suddenly they're a special interest group. Of course, our fearless politicians, always eager for a sound bite and an opportunity to appear like they're doing something, welcome the chance to leap on a high profile, low importance bandwagon and get their name in the paper. Every piece of annoying legislation that has slithered its way onto the books has passed this way. And when the common man picks his nose up off the grindstone at election time the issues he has to decide on are meaningless to him. This is the origin of political correctness. This is the mentality of trying not to piss anyone off. This is how shit happens. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I take mine to work, they are always the first to disappear. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

nope, tried and failed many times if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Congrats it only gets better from here on out hang in there if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day May 24 is National Escargot Day May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day May 30 is My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

one huge ass wind tunnel

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/mexico_drugs I wonder how this is going to effect the illegal drug trade? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it seems like a lot of us are taking extended leaves lately. I just got off a 9month leave, it felt so good to jump again. congrats and welcome back if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

That is f*&king crazy, I have a spider that lives in the lamp above my kitchen table and I call him Ralph too. great minds think alike if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

thank you if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

My work gave us all brand new computers, and not all of the programs were transferred over. I used to have a way to print things into a PDF file, and I don't know what program it is, does anyone, know which program it, is from adobe?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

chuck norris does not get pissed off, chuck norris gets pissed on!! oh wait ummm if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I could watch that cement truck blow up all day long, It was unbeliveable how it just disinigrated (sp?) if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

once again what happens when skydivers get bored

Your brain weighs around three pounds. All but ten ounces is water. It takes 200,000 frowns to make a permanent wrinkle. If you stub your toe, your brain will register pain in 1/50 a second. [How many times did someone have to stub their toe to figure this out?] The cartilage in your nose doesn't stop growing. Expect it to grow 1/2 inch longer and wider as you age. Bone is about four times stronger than steel. It can endure 24,000 pounds of pressure per square inch. The average adult has about 18 square feet of skin. To say one word, you use over 70 muscles. Women have a more developed sense of smell than men do. There are over 200 taste buds on each of the small bumps on your tongue. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The president of Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York has observed that "ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment." Writes Dr. Lewis Thomas: Ants "farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into wars, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves. The families of weaver ants engage in child labor, holding their larvae like shuttles to spin out the thread that sews the leaves together for their fungus gardens. They exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

actually good video work

chuck norris penis has a hemi

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?