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Most of us prefer Old Miliwakee, but Busch Light is accepted also. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Hahahaha....Thats the funniest post in this tread. I love it. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Frank Forlini is defintiely the one to ask with that question. If anyone can swing it for you he's the man, but it is a club atmosphere and fairly political so don't be suprised if say, a guy named Rodney starts bitching about the fact that "you didn't pay". Just ignore him, if Frank says you're cool, you're cool. Bring a dark pair of sunglasses, and don't look directly at him if you intend to gaze upon The Legend. disclaimer: the above post if false. all names and liknesses in the above post are purely coincidental. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

OK, you win! That is, seriously, the scariest malfunction pic I've seen. Could you imagine being in a situation where you needed a hook knife and find yourself thinking "I might die because I was to cheap to buy the metal knife". Screw that. And yet, I'm to cheap to buy and AAD. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Sorry, that was a question for Frank as I believe he was attempting to provide those for the party goers. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

If Jimmy Coiner ever runs for president, he will be the first person in history to ever have 100% of the votes. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

When you get a collect call from Jimmy Coiner the operator doesn't even bother to ask if you accept the charges. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

MacGyver uses everyday items to save people; Jimmy Coiner uses everyday items to kill them. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Jimmy Coiner has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

A day without Swooping is like a day without sunshine to Jimmy Coiner. Jimmy Coiner has a great tan. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Sticks and stones may brake your bones but Jimmy Coiner will always kill you. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jimmy Coiner during sex; because they are doing the same thing. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Jimmy Coiner's dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Jimmy.” "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Jimmy Coiner has shot more men in the face than Elton John. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Strippers tip Jimmy Coiner. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Jimmy Coiner once double teamed a girl.. by himself. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jimmy Coiner wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Jimmy Coiner can leave a message before the beep! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Your attraction to Jimmy Coiner in no way affects your sexual orientation. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Jimmy Coiner named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

When Jimmy Coiner used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jimmy Coiner, you're fucking dead." "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"Jimmy Coiner Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

In high school Jimmy Coiner was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."