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I vote for #1...I think the blue ribs would show up really nicely through the white skins... ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

oh that's great 'cause you always need a "couple" of waffle irons. hhahahahaha Yeah, both of you............NOT funny! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Um...DUH!!! The word on the street is that casey HAS said she is going to match me drink for drink (good luck with that), and as usual my drinking buddy (in training) will also be trying to keep up! I'm sure we'll have plenty of corona and margaritas. Whitney has said she plans on cooking up some carne asada burritos, and casey is in charge of breakfast. And to top off the weekend, I might actually jump (well, assuming I can finish up my 2 week long reserve repack...stupid small javelins)! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

I don't know about the rest of you guys...but I'm feeling a little loopy. Are you sure that was just powdered sugar? "... It stings the nostrils. In a good way." When in rome? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Happy Birthday Captain Stabbin'!!! Darin - How many times have I talked to you about killing this thread? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

I'm hoping he'll get something binary...come on 1101! Captain, what happened to calling Matt by his new name...Thud? Dawn, "the team" crapped out on me...do you have any reserves we can do this weekend? Thanks for your help, I know you made that other Mirage look worse then mine to make me feel better Harry?!? Fix your email man...there's this new thing called a trash can...Help us out. I hope your recovery is going well...hang out with us sometime! Marion, you better not pull any africanized sinus bacteria bs this weekend...everyone I jump with is either base jumping out west, busted up, contaminated with flesh eating africanized sinus bacteria, or pulling a Joey (what's Joey's excuse again?). Thud, you're on movie night probation (this is warning number 1)! PS - I was forced to see a movie this weekend that got a rotten freshness of 24% on rotten tomatoes. Someone please help me recover my $6.50. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Dawn, thanks for keeping us up to date on Jack's progress. Someone give Casey a big CSS hug...she sounds like she's feeling a little sentimental (j/k). In all seriousness to what she said, just compare this years 4th, and last years (Marion, Dawn, the lady who organized jump for the cause (sorry I'm terrible with names))…it just goes to show how some of us make such a huge impact on our dz (thanks). Anyway, if someone will come kidnap me from Athens I'll get some grilled bear...err...cold beer (sorry Yev + Marion)...and thanks E-roc for scanning that page from parachutist for me. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Darin, I totally agree, I don't know what’s been up with CSS lately, but it's getting kinda lame. Fortunately, it looks like we might still have a CASA for the boogie (at least according to the newsletter http://www.carolinaskysports.com/ExperiencedSkydivers/DZnewsletters/Newsletters06/tabid/147/Default.aspx) Since it is on the website, it could turn out to be like our "air conditioned packing." "What would you do for a Katana?" ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Are you still up E-Roc? Welcome to the wonderful world of all-nighters and not sleeping! I FINALLY got my katana demo in, who's up for hop and pops this weekend? ...Funny side story, I had a dream last night that Nancy told us we could have $6.00 hop and pops. Alcohol before sleeping...good stuff :-) -Dave PS - Sorry Justin, my roommate never showed up. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

If anyone finds a black protrack with a packing rubber around it and about 830 jumps stored in the log book, could you please let me know? Mine fell out of my helmet sometime yesterday after my last jump. I blame this on our new manifest beotch, and the lack of skittles in our vending machine. Thanks, -Dave ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Marion I really don't like having our 4th of July stuff on a different thread...too confusing! Plus no one is posting on either of the threads. PS - Can a wear a grass skirt at the boogie? And if so, how about during a jump? PPS - Are there going to be any gang-bangs at the boogie? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Bolas - Ha Ha! Marion - Give me a break...you know how hard it is for me. PS - I'd be glad to film for the freefly scramble as long as I can still enter in it...much easier than filming 4-way rw!!!! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

PS - Why are we posting on this thread? I like keeping it all on one thread...makes it easier for me to keep tabs on things. Help me out people! I'm working with limited resources here...Spot (My lone brain cell). ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Elis...don't even think about going to Canada! You already ditched me in FL this summer...you owe me! To all of my peeps in NC...I really miss you guys...I can't wait to see you for the boogie. Cynthia...we should try and make a jump or two before we get there...we are going to be so rusty I love you locita!!! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

PS - is it wrong for my left testicle to be swollen? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Who left my Ana Kournikova calander on September ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Go to bed you drunk whore!!!! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Okay all you CSS Pimps and HOs, listen up... Call in sick, skip work, skip class, participate in gangbang...WHAT? (I apologize), whatever you do, make it to the dz tomorrow (Wednesday) for FFW. The weather for this weekend doesn't look very promising, so don't mss out. According to Joe we will have a CASA...and if enough of you come out, Joe has promised to match or top his famous woohoo downwind though the runway landing (sorry Joe). -Dave ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Hello, my name is David and I am your FFF King (thanks to a horny florida freefly calorita ). I have not jumped at CSS this year because NC weather blows goats like a cheap hooker on liquid crack while taking it in the rear from Joe's Mom (A very nice lady!) while Eric video tapes and Marion, Joe, and Ellis crank off to it... what? I'll be there for BP & RR and for FFF and FF weekend? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Woman please!!! I'm not going to wear any wings! I own you with Lias's wingsuit, I own you in what we call RW, and I own you when it comes to deciding when we're going to make me king. We both know... When I want be king, I get crowned! Note-to-self: Borrow shovel to dig out of hole after making this post. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

No...don't tell Marion to bring any lingerie. It's bad enough that you have previously offered your bed to her...now you want her to dress sexy for you? Sounds like I'm going to be having some "Best Solo's EVER." All that knowing that Ellis is now king...? And finally, no "boys" will be wearing wings, expect maybe Joe (because he's Joe)...unless he shows a little more positive progress with his new girl. Love u...miss carves all over the sky. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

No problem. Next time you talk to him, ask him if he has a pull out or a throw out. Thanks for letting him come back to NC. We haven't had anyone to make fun of for a few weeks. I'll see you in February at the Pink Mafia boogie! (And Easter too- Yay!) Ha ha, I know the difference between a pull out and throw out... I just don't know which is which! Anyway, I officially hate North Carolina... In the 10 days I've been back, I've seen the sun twice, have yet to feel warm, and have been electrocuted by 90% of the things I touch. If we can't put together a freefly Wednesday and Friday this week I'm seriously jumping ship and moving somewhere tropical. Joe has a show this Thursday night...anyone else thinking about going? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Honey, I’m so happy they finally taught you how to use a dictionary and thesaurus in school! Do you think you could tone it down a little? You know Spot has a hard time with non-monosyllabic words. Some of the best skydivers I’ve EVER seen are women, so really how much more support do you really need for each other? Your pink society just sounds a little DISCRIMINATORY. You don’t even offer honorary membership status… do you see how sad you are making Joe because of all this? He LOVES wearing pink. You are SO right… I want so badly to have pms # of my very own… please, please please? Ha, why would I want that… when the HISPAS are the best, EVER!!! On a serious note, if you’re letting Marion sleep in your bed, where am I going to sleep? [This moment of extreme sarcasm was brought to you by your FFF King] Anyone – Suggestions for jump number 600? Joe – Awesome team work to keep that hybrid alive. I think we made Marion really jealous. Ready for some more downwinders? Marion and Joe– Please try and keep your food in your month at elegant post orchestral receptions. Marion – Cynthia is all mine… you can’t have her! Jay – My nemesis, if you read this post, you are FIRED! No more bon-fire building for you. When is this track-off? Nick is still talking smack about your track. HISPAS – I’ll get that DVD with the 9-way tube and hybrids to Ellis soon. First Chop Chop Crew– A little belated, but thanks to everyone who helped me after my first cutaway (Dawn, Rob, Marion, Ellis, Asaf, farmer John (with his guns and pretty red truck), the mad cows, and even that flat-flyer Nick). Special thanks to Dawn for keeping me alive by doing an awesome job on my reserve. FFF’s – Can we go to Burger King so I can pick up my crown? ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

Dawn #1 - You're the best! Thank you for taking care of my baby... I was a little worried when I had to leave her with Marion. Freaks - This weekend promises to be interesting... back by popular demand... EVERCLEAR! Joe was spotted on the NC State campus just minutes ago. Clearly not here to pick up girls. ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63

If memory serves, you slid on your ass your first landing... I'm pretty sure I nailed my first landing though... check the video! ______________________________________________ Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "I need some skittles!!!!!" - Hispa #63