ln311

the landscaper cracks me up every time...

[oh so it wasn't for my sweet temperament, my charm, my patience...oh wait, yeah, it must have been the other thing...

hmmm because you're smarter than the average bear?

depending on how you read it... in that sentence, "thing" could either be the noun, with "questionnaire" as its adjective OR "questionnare" is an adjective describing the noun "thing". either way, it's piss-poor structure. The English Major Has Spoken, and next time you could just ask me

you are very funny...sounds like you should have made up a story involving debauchery and mayhem though...

lol! i find it highly gratifying that you agree w/ me. glad to oblige...hehe

i kinda have to agree...

Is that a compliment? I'm not entirely sure what this LM311 that you speak of is? heheh he was talking about me...i was reading your post over his shoulder at the time. i love Bill Hicks

i can still hear you...

Quoteheh heh Wife has OCD. My favorite is to move the tableclotch a fraction skewed, enough that its unrecognizable but subliminally noticable. Picture frames are an endless source of entertainment. but dont tell her I told you that. i can hear you, you know...

*swooon* Alex, I luuuuuuvvv you. aye aye aye...soon he's going to be impossible to live with

hey there! yeah i'm not on much...hope things are going swimmingly for you!

the ONLY thing???

oh i LIKE you!!!

now that is a capital suggestion... yeah Alex and i KNOW "obey" wasn't in the vows either yet you keep trying to convince me it was....

is THAT what you do when i'm not home?

LOTS of ideas...just tell me how much trouble you'd like to get into...er...is Alex still here? :-"

hahaha that's funny! i'm good at being mean to myself

heheh sure!

BAD TOUCH

heheh i tried the chastity belt...he bought a blowtorch

are you going to give your wife a say in whether or not she goes on this date?

does she have any redeeming qualities?

according to my husband, i wear pants far too often

i TOLD you i wanted to be an anchor...