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"You don't need a new main to match your container and new jumpsuit for every other demo damn it!"

I'll take "Things heard at skydive couples' homes" for $200, Alex.

The question for the sake of all humanity is: Can you fix "stupid"?

And if so, how? We are running out of time.

Man might be the dumbest thing on the planet if we take ourselves out.

If you guys don't want me around, just say so.

"the squirel did it on his own".

I heard the squirrel's parents paid for everything.

You know that movie "Midway"? It must feel like that for anyone on the ground near there.

Yep. That one scares that crap out of me too. Doesn't seem right to have people living that close to a busy runway.

Palms down makes the forearm have more "wing", Popeye.

Palms down with a slight cupping of the hands into an airfoil shape creates lift and is more bird-like.

Wtf? Vallerina!

They are all at the world record event.

And the camp part of it will be like the movie "Meatballs".

What should I work on? what order of progression etc?

What tips or advice would you like to give me to get the most out of the suit for a month?

Money is tight and the season is ending soon.
Previous jumps have been good. Line twists haven't been too bad.
DSE trained me and Big Josh S. is my is my new mentor.
Will be jumping from a Caravan.

Goals are to be safe and have fun and get better at this stuff.

Thanks for the news. I was wondering how you are all doing. Looking forward to seeing video and stills. Cherish the moment.

Flockin A

Nothing hotter than a woman appreciating a nice pair instead of saying all us men are pervs.

Not as good as missbrz, but I got wing suit rental in the mail.

And we miss you in the bonfire.

It's the most talented dz in the World. You'll be fine.

Deep sympathy for what you have seen and heard to cause those nightmares my friend. May you become as old and wise as Twardo.

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Umm I don't know. Oh I thought the thread said something else.

Don't do Mr. Bill jumps. Rodeo jumps are gay. And your 135 is probably too small for a sub 100 jump wonder.

Watch them land. If they finish the flare before landing, they are probably not a bad skydiver. If they land fast /hard with an unfinished flare, they're not very good no matter how many jumps they have.

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Haha well since you put it that way i may wait awhile. I guess theres enough stuff to do for now.

How about a Mr. Bill jump or a wing suit rodeo? Wanna buy a velo?

At least you can rent your old rig next weekend before the sky goes away.

With all due respect, I wonder what a bag of flour would do in your gas tank.

Gear tampering is a crime. It's not funny. It could cause death. Don't be dick of the week on Tosh.O

That's the coolest thing I have seen all day.

I heard that wearing swim fins helps prevent potato chipping.