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At first I thought you were going to say you had a penis in your ass, but after rereading the thread title I quickly realized that wouldn't have qualified. -
QuoteI used to Mac their flight attendants in NJ at the Clarion Inn
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Just fucking great, do you realize the adverse effect this is going to have on prices?
Fuck, no way will we be able to afford the strippers and the blow this weekend. Tell your nephew thanks for nothin!
QuoteRAWR!!!
Wow, I think my vagina just got wet.
Can you do that again?
QuoteAre we freeflying? cuz I'm falling fost for you.
Gay.
Next.
You ever tried speed dating?
Jesus Christ. Space travel yesterday, electric car today. What the fuck is it going to be tomorrow? Hey guys, check out this new solar powered can opener?
Briguy - is that you?
QuoteQuote"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a
dorkdickdork"
Fixed it for ya.
It was better my way now leave it the fuck alone.
"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork"
Quotebut cool idea.
Not really.
QuoteA guy I know came back from Thailand with a taser
No he didn't. QuoteI was temted to use it on me
No you weren't Quotebut the battery was dead.
No it wasn't QuoteEither that or I don't know how to use it, which is good for me
No it isn't
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I know of a Chinese restaurant in Channelview that likes cats.QuoteI just want her to have a better life with someone who will take care of her.
I am 75% chinese. My mother is 10% and my father is 18%. What the fuck are you trying to say about us chinese people?
Kick it a couple of times. Wait a day or two and kick it some more. If it continues to come back to you then it was meant to be. If it doesn't come back, then simply find another animal to kick.
QuoteQuoteDude, what'd you do?
When the bouncers tell you not to touch, THEY MEAN IT!
Like you would know!! Don't they allow groping and package handling in gay strip bars?
pussy...try getting tasered, maced and kicked in the nuts all at once, then you'll have something to bitch about
edited to say: I thought I could help ya, but sorry bud. I cant.
QuoteQuoteCome to America and either go to the Dublin boogie or The Farm's Anniversery boog in April. And then travel all over America in a rental.
On your way... go to Thailand and rescue Kel.
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You already said that.
QuoteYou can come to Beths thread for group weddings n sex... But we may make fun of you....
Fuck noooo. I aint no dummy.
QuoteDoes anyone know the guy who owns that profile? I've tried to contact him, but he seems to be ignoring my messages now.
Does he post here?
I wasnt ignoring you, I've been busy. What can I do for you?
well that was a first for me...
in The Bonfire
It is true. Just had to go tell the whole fucking world didnt you.