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QuoteHow many people do you know have been overcome by vaginal odor?
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Quotefunks, will you be my Valentine?
Any fucking day of the year.
Just curious.
QuoteQuoteI am your ultimate fantasy. The perfect male.
I'm gay.
I'm damn good at tucking my penis between my legs, would that help?
I am your ultimate fantasy. The perfect male.
If I find it for you will you marry me?
QuoteQuoteQuoteHEY!!! Where's the love????
I got your love right here in my pants.
hey...he's mine!!
Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around.
QuoteQuoteIf we want her opinion, I will give it to her.
You know talk like that is just going to make your punishment more severe.
Shall we consider this foreplay?
Edited to remove comment that could have perhaps cost me my life.
QuoteQuoteQuotefunks and wildcard
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Aw c'mon--funks has *some* redeeming qualities!
It's not funks' redeeming qualities that are in question. It's Wildcards.
Chris
Hmmm, shall we ask Her Hotness' opinion of this?
If we want her opinion, I will give it to her.
QuoteQuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks.
Is that a promise or a threat?
It's a guarantee.
QuoteQuoteQuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway.
You two wouldn't walk right for weeks.
funks, will you be my Valentine?
No. Don't fucking ask again.
QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway.
You two wouldn't walk right for weeks.
Why take it out on the little guy?
You claim you choose to be single. It is perfectly ok to admit that you may have some shortcomings or are perhaps not as desirable as others and that is maybe the real reason why you are single.
You must be honest with yourself first. If you aint got it on the outside, perhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters?
Don't worry, there is hope. However, it is up to you to take the first step.
Happy Valentines day everybody.
QuoteQuoteQuoteStop sugar coating things you fucking sissy.
am I the only one that doesn't see his earlier comment?
funks deleted it. I think he saw the error of his ways - it was all flowers and sunshine... everyone should be concerned about their stress levels and blood pressure and not so much with the media's portrayal of a skydiving accident. It was sickening. He really should take the kids' gloves off and give you fuckers some tough love.
deleted it my ass...the sadistic regime that controls our minds via this website deleted it.
QuoteStop sugar coating things you fucking sissy.
Ok.
QuoteNot quite the Keys, but leaving in the morning for Sunny Tampa and then to Orlando for some tunnel time! YEAH BABY!
Hate to break it to ya but the tunnel is closed for repairs and the forecast for tampa all week is thunderstorms.
QuoteShe told me to keep my mouth shut
Ha! Like that is even close to being possible!
What the fuck is all that dribble about?
3 weeks. Lost in the sahara, almost died. That there desert gets pretty damn hot.
QuoteI wasn't demanding anything, and no one had to respond! But they did, and now they have so kindly given me what I was asking for and that was ideas.
Last post to you, as you have NO IDEA about my tone, but you think you do, I'm sure you won't read anymore of my posts. And that would be a DITTO here.
Are you done yet?
QuoteSo tell me what I did wrong dude! I didn't tell you what to do, it was just a suggestion. But seems as if there is only one here with a problem.
What did you do wrong? You really wanna know? Well, I'll tell ya. Your post was all high and mighty demanding people provide you with names for your dog. It was your tone. I really think you need to settle things down a little bit. Understand?
QuoteHey fuckers don't let make skymama, seperate you two!
She wouldnt have to separate us if Only_at_120 would clean up his act.
QuoteHey you are the one telling me what I can and cannot post and there are posts on here about posting your penis and perversion. Get off me dude! That IMHO is as pointless as it gets
Until you can change your tone perhaps you should just step away from the computer and take a break for a little while. Understand me mister?
Your type of attitude will not be tolerated around here.
So, funks...
in The Bonfire
edited because pictures were already distributed.