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I touch myself as often as possible. Lately it seems as though no other form of sex can compete nor compare with my ability to make mad passionate love to myself. And I must say, I am pretty damn good at it.
I just really seem to know where all of my special places are.

Anybody else experiencing this same problem?

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So you DID drop both handles. You "lost" the cutaway handle, and "let go" of the reserve. You certainly didn't just pull the reserve out far enough to pop the reserve, look to see that it was secure in the housing, and decide to leave it there to get it later in the time that you pulled and got your hand on the reserve risers, so I am not sure why you don't just say you dropped it. It is not about whether or not you got to the ground with the handles, but whether or not you dropped them in the process of the cutaway. It's no biggie, I was just going to offer some input about dropping handles for you or others to think about when jumping HP canopies.

Dude..what the fuck does it matter? If you think you have advice to offer, than fucking offer it. What is the fucking point of drilling her on whether or not she dropped the handles?

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Don't beg, its very unbecoming.


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I know my place in society, and I accept it. Begging is generally my only chance of getting what I want.

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...my work here is done.

I beg to differ. Your work has only just begun.

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where has the nostalgia and tradition gone from the sport

We have become a group of sensitive politically correct do-gooders.
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Are you talkin to me?

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More like, "This whore is letting both of us fuck her at the same time! Hey dude, try THIS hole!"

Why is she a whore?

When a guy does it with two women he is not a whore.

I think in this case the term "whore" was being used in a very loving and endearing kind of way.

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Acceptable only if you are doing both penises in her vagina simultaneously.

Now that is the kinda chick one should be proud bringing home to momma!

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Are we talking about an intentional touch, or an accidental brush? That makes all the difference.

Intentional. Can't really avoid the accidental contact, especially as mentioned earlier during the dp process.

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but isn't there at least a membrane between the two???

Dude...that is fucking awesome. Membrane

...of a threesome.

Acceptable or not?

I personally try to remain on one end or the other in order to ensure there is no contact (besides the high fives that are mandatory during said act).

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Nothing that won't get me labeled as a freak.