Girlfalldown

refridgerator for the love of god please dont open the damn thing I made that mistake early on Thursday morning almost threw up then -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Out my window now A pirate ship is sailing! skull and crossbone flag. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Good morning my friends Got in late today I guess Boss doesn't care though -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was at your door listening and I heard nothing. It's all lies. Stop showing off. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm telling you guys Roy does not have a sex life. I was there last night and I didn't hear a peep out of them. Why won't this thread die? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

lies, it's all lies. Chop chop doesn't have a sex life. I know cause I'm sitting here with them in the other room and there's no sex going on what-so-ever.. Hey wait a sec.. Roy? Lany?? Now where did they run off too? BRB -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh, happy sky-birthday Roy! We'll have to celebrate this weekend! 860 jumps in 3 years, not bad!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That made me laugh out loud for real. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sorry Roy but I kinda have to agree with Skye on this... I mean really, did I need to know about what you did to her on my chopping block? And on my coffee table? Geez, the kitchen floor too? How am I supposed to eat in there... And my neighbors... They keep applauding every time I walk outside. What's that all about? And someone left $12.50 in my mailbox. So maybe we're all just jealous but you could be a little more sensitive to our feelings here. Not everyone's having marathon sex sessions. Not all of us can bend in half backwards and touch our toes to our ears. Don't be cruel. What if one day your kids decide to start skydiving and they go on Dropzone.com and do a search on old threads... ooh cold chill..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know what you shoud do! You should post this in the womens forum instead. Ooh something shiny! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

please people, don't encourage her. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

you people are wrong.. just wrong... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Did a bunch of sitfly jumps with ChopChop and 1 HUGE Birdman Rodeo on Tallguy. Exiting a King Air on the back of a 6'9" (maybe taller) man in a birdman suit is not easy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

is she gone? and if you put silly putty on their feet they just bounce -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's ok to kick them in the hangar as long as there's a hoola hoop. They like it. Really. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

not really. I don't actually have a cat either. but I'd like a dog. I like those little "kick" dogs. You know the ones that are just big enough to kick across the hangar? I want one of those. Maybe two. But not if they yap. I don't like yapper dogs. Oooh look, more pretty lights. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

and how do you know... been kissing your cat lately??? I can't bend down that far. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My cat's breath smells like cat food. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

this is good to know maybe RoysPlayThing should have a taste test one day -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

coagulated chlorine flavored snot you say supposed to taste good? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

chopchop will make fun your haiku can be taken in a dirty way -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Txblondie is gone Turtlespeed and chopchop too lonely haiku-er -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha hahaha haha ha ha ha..haha -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Fleet week in San Fran They are practicing outside It's really noisy 9 brothers in flight Flying in tight formation impressive pilots Here come seven more and 2 more from either side scares me a little -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL When writing famous Haiku Just type softly kay? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)