Shmuly

I'm glad this came out AFTER my tandem jump. I'd totally be washing cars, cutting lawns, and folding laundry forever. I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I started saying hella in 1996 when I heard my favorite skateboarder say it on a bootleg video, and I have no intention to ever stop saying hella. First thing I'm saying when I die and go to heaven is "Hella nice place you got here YHVH". I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I have done 3 tandems this fall, but can't do AFF until march (DZ rules). I'm in St. Louis and I have a great gym to stay in shape at, and I'm going to be able to save hella money over the winter, but what can I do in my area (no wind tunnel) to get sharp and have fun while not jumping? I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

If there was a tunnel in St. Louis, I'd be there every weekend. I got to do tunnel time in university and got good at it fast. In my first tandem, I got complements on my arch and ability to control turns (about all you can do with tandem). I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

Traffic lawyers plea you down to a non moving violation that has a higher fine than the speeding ticket. They also charge on top of that for their services. It's cheaper in the long run than the insurance hike, but take the traffic school deal. I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

Hire a personal trainer for an hour to teach you overhead squats. It will do wonders for legs and core in one movement. I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

I'm as new as you get to this sport. 1 tandem jump so far, another tandem jump already scheduled and paid for this weekend. AFF in March when my DZ starts taking new students again. I'm excited about all of it. One jump and I'm hooked for life. Any tips on what I should do between now and March?Quote I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.