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Jump #41, my first 20 seconds delay (after static line progression)

Our entire skydiving club from Holland is visiting a foreign dropzone, Moorsele in Belgium for a week.
Now Belgians speak a language very similar to dutch... but they pronouce it a bit...well..weird :S

What I didn't know at the time - Belgian procedures are a bit less tight then I am used to.
Dutch way to get a staticline student out of the plane:

JM: READY?!
Student: YES!!
JM: GO!!!

Always exactly the same
At 40 jumps I got a bit used to this drill.

Now for the Belgian way:

Me, standing on the strut of the Porter concentrating on my first 20 second delay...
JM: Ok?????
Me: YES!!!
JM: Ok?????
Me (huh? Didn't he hear me??): YEEESSSS!!!!!!
JM : Ok?????
Me (wondering what could be wrong): YES!
JM (waits a few seconds, worried look on his face): Ok?????
Me (what could be wrong? I want to jump!!): YES!!


At that moment I realise that OK? in Belgian probably means GO!!! in Dutch, so I jump. Even made it back to the landing area!

Afterwards I learnt that the Dutch jumpers on the load understood exactly what was going on and had a great laugh on their way to 13000 ft.
My jumpmaster was still a bit confused when I spoke to him...

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A friend of mine was doing a naked jump for his 300th and our buddy dumped him out at 11K
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In Canada
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Naked

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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. ~ Thomas Jefferson

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