mnealtx 0 #1 January 25, 2010 SOTU drinking game, Wednesday. Make sure you have PLENTY of beer on hand, and a trash can - you're probably going to need both. Take a shot: "There are some who say" "Let me be clear" (stricken - nobody could keep up with that pace) Uses "I", "me", "mine" (stricken per above - nobody could keep up) "The time to act is now" "Critics of this plan would have us do nothing" Points out someone in the audience ('shout-outs') Mentions Ted Kennedy Mentions bipartisanship Double shot: "I inherited this" "This plan will spend less money" "As I have said many times before" Blames Bush Good luck to you all!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 January 25, 2010 The emergency rooms across America and the world would report a massive increase in alcohol poisoning. Are you advocating suicide by booze? One that needs to be mentioned, and also stricken in case someone tries to add it to the list, is the waving finger while switching from one teleprompter screen to the other.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 January 25, 2010 QuoteThe emergency rooms across America and the world would report a massive increase in alcohol poisoning. Are you advocating suicide by booze? Good point. 1/4 shots, or 1/8s, do you think?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 January 25, 2010 Quote Quote The emergency rooms across America and the world would report a massive increase in alcohol poisoning. Are you advocating suicide by booze? Good point. 1/4 shots, or 1/8s, do you think? That, or limiting proof factors of the liquor...imagine some clown using Barcardi 151 as a guide... ...........So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 January 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote The emergency rooms across America and the world would report a massive increase in alcohol poisoning. Are you advocating suicide by booze? Good point. 1/4 shots, or 1/8s, do you think? That, or limiting proof factors of the liquor...imagine some clown using Barcardi 151 as a guide... ........... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty 0 #6 January 25, 2010 I'd like to add, and then immediately strike from the list in the name of public safety, drinking for "ummmm"s, "ahhhhh"s, and "errrrrr"s.Provoking a reaction isn't the same thing as saying something meaningful. -Calvin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #7 January 25, 2010 To much beer makes me bloated. I'm gonna use Jack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #8 January 25, 2010 Making modifications Quote Take a shot: "There are some who say" "Let me be clear" (stricken - nobody could keep up with that pace) Uses "I", "me", "mine" (stricken per above - nobody could keep up) "The time to act is now" "Critics of this plan would have us do nothing" Points out someone in the audience ('shout-outs') Mentions Ted Kennedy First one is a non drink. Even Bush would have make a less than honest mention of sorrow for the fat bastard. But 2 shots for the second reference, 3 for the third, ... Mentions bipartisanship this should be double shot territory, given how poor bipartisanship has been for so long now. 1993 the last time? Double shot: "I inherited this" "This plan will spend less money" penalty shot if you spit it out halfway in disgust or shock. "As I have said many times before" Blames Bush as with Ted, should be linear growth with each mention. Can't be exponential or there would be deaths. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks2065 0 #9 January 25, 2010 QuoteMaking modifications Quote Take a shot: "There are some who say" "Let me be clear" (stricken - nobody could keep up with that pace) Uses "I", "me", "mine" (stricken per above - nobody could keep up) "The time to act is now" "Critics of this plan would have us do nothing" Points out someone in the audience ('shout-outs') Mentions Ted Kennedy First one is a non drink. Even Bush would have make a less than honest mention of sorrow for the fat bastard. But 2 shots for the second reference, 3 for the third, ... Mentions bipartisanship this should be double shot territory, given how poor bipartisanship has been for so long now. 1993 the last time? Double shot: "I inherited this" "This plan will spend less money" penalty shot if you spit it out halfway in disgust or shock. "As I have said many times before" Blames Bush as with Ted, should be linear growth with each mention. Can't be exponential or there would be deaths. we would probably need more drinks because of the sobering effects of what government has done to us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
