jakee 1,259 #101 December 13, 2006 Cool. Probably time to offer a virtual handshake and go our seperate ways. Until next time, anywayDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #102 December 13, 2006 QuoteCool. Probably time to offer a virtual handshake and go our seperate ways. Until next time, anyway Happy Holiday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #103 December 13, 2006 Quote here's a concept: let people do whatever they want & stop worrying about being victimized. that goes for both sides (christians & non-christians) Well said, my friend. Why don't we all just move on and be joyful this time of year instead of worrying about what to call it and what not to call it. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #104 December 13, 2006 South Park Merry Fucking Christmas Lyrics I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, They have different religious beliefs... They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday... And so every December, I go to the Middle East and say... Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas Put down that book, The Koran And hear some holiday wishes Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass And fucking celebrate. There is no holiday season in India, I've heard.. They don't hang up their stockings, And that is just absurd.. They've never read a Christmas story, They don't know what Rudolph is about... And that's why in December, I'll go to India and shout... Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Drink eggnog, and eat some beef and pass it to the missus Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass, And fucking celebrate. Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin... They pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin... On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake... and that is why I'll go to Japan, and walk around and say... Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. Incase you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.. Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too.. Merry Fucking Christmas to you! Thank you, Mr Hat.. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CameraNewbie 0 #105 December 13, 2006 I've read most of these replies. I'm a non-religious person myself and I'm all about calling it Holiday and what not but you guys are way strung out about this. Why don't y'all invest your time in the skies as a hobby instead! I think y'all would be much happier folks that way! What do protesters want? Dead cops! When do they want it? Every 2 weeks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #106 December 13, 2006 Too funny. Too fucking funny. Many years ago (when I had a greater appreciation for irreverance), a friend of mine dumped his girlfriend in ealy December... for all the obvious reasons.. you know... not really into her... why make happy when it's forced... time to move on. A few days later my girlfriend and I were out shopping, when we ran into the recently dumped woman. She was pretty bitter (and forthcoming), going on about "He screwed up" and "I'm the best thing that ever happened to Sam!" ad nauseum. I never really thought she was all that, but I sympathically smiled as she prattled on and on. That weekend, I was over at my dirtball, slimebag (I'm kidding folks) buddy's house and he told me he got a Christmas card from the former object of his affections. He had a bit of a smirk when he handed it to me. On the cover was a sweet message about love and forgiveness. Then I opened it. Inside, she had scrawled... in large jagged letters... with a red felt tip pen... MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! It's been about 20 years since that happened and we still laugh about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,259 #107 December 13, 2006 QuoteI've read most of these replies. I'm a non-religious person myself and I'm all about calling it Holiday and what not but you guys are way strung out about this. Why don't y'all invest your time in the skies as a hobby instead! I think y'all would be much happier folks that way! Are you kidding? This was fun! And more importantly - it was freeDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #108 December 13, 2006 QuoteOf course, champu just said it was false and offered nothing more. I'd expound, but I'm somewhat preoccupied licking windows, trying to bite my own elbow, and figuring out what "the Horse says..." on my See n' Say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #109 December 14, 2006 anyway, here's the South Park link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Cgzq3Qy60 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
