MC208B 0 #1 February 16, 2006 I've been involved with a very nice lady now for seven months. Problem is, I'm not sure if our relationship is strong enough for her to handle my strong farts. In past relationships, I was farting within months. This gal is a classy woman, an acct. (don't ask me what she sees in me!). So, I'm looking to all of you for help on this. Would you unmuffle the butt trumpet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverborg 0 #2 February 16, 2006 Seven months is plenty of time. Do you really plan on holding your farts around this girl forever. I don't care how classy she is, you can't to pretend to be someone your not. Heck, she might even be waiting for you to just open up so she can start rippin away around ya. Just makes things more comfortable in my opinion. Really sucks to hold a farts in for an entire movie together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #3 February 16, 2006 QuoteThis gal is a classy woman, you can tell by her standing there with a cigarette stuck to her lower lip? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #4 February 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis gal is a classy woman, you can tell by her standing there with a cigarette stuck to her lower lip? Huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 February 16, 2006 This is a wonderful way to take your relationship to the next level. The next time you feel a little fart blossom trying to bloom, gather her closely to yourself, look deeply into her eyes, and whisper, "Pull my finger." If she stays, your love will last a lifetime. If she runs, it was never meant to be. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airfury17 0 #6 February 16, 2006 WOW I am not so sure about the whole finger thing. But I must agree if your farts are brewing inside, you cannot hold them. Also it makes things a bit more interesting if you can just free with your girl. Well all the best with this one. I recommend talking about it first. Tell her you have a stomach ache and bad gas. See how she reacts and then GO FOR IT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #7 February 16, 2006 Just make the first one a right good squeaker, that will have to raise a few giggles. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #8 February 17, 2006 Best way to break a new love in: When you need to let one loose, start a tickle fight. When she is all giggly, honk like a flock of canadian geese. She's laughing already; she can only laugh more. Worked all time for me!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverborg 0 #9 February 17, 2006 QuoteBest way to break a new love in: When you need to let one loose, start a tickle fight. When she is all giggly, honk like a flock of canadian geese. She's laughing already; she can only laugh more. Worked all time for me! This is by far the most intelligent and insightful comment I have ever read in speakers corner. Not to mention the best advice I've ever heard. You are a genius my friend and an inspiration to men everywhere. I only wish I would have thought of this a long time ago. Its bound to work!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #10 February 17, 2006 The best way to introduce her to the wonderful world off farting is to see if she can handle the dutch oven. If you don't think she can handle it just blame it on the dog. Willygrowing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #11 February 17, 2006 quit being a pussy and let it rip...if she can't deal w/ it, then kick her out on her ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #12 February 17, 2006 thanks for the tips everyone, she's coming over tonight with some homemade (gassy) food, yikes!!! This may be the big test. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 February 17, 2006 QuoteI've been involved with a very nice lady now for seven months. Problem is, I'm not sure if our relationship is strong enough for her to handle my strong farts. In past relationships, I was farting within months. This gal is a classy woman, an acct. (don't ask me what she sees in me!). So, I'm looking to all of you for help on this. Would you unmuffle the butt trumpet? Dutch Oven her.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #14 February 17, 2006 QuoteDutch Oven her. AGREED!!!! There's hardly anything more fullfilling then dutch ovening a broad...highly recommended! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattyblast 0 #15 February 17, 2006 You butt-twang. Go outside to emit your gasses until you've roped this one in for sure. Once that's been accomplished, then you'll be free to let the ducks fly anywhere."DOOR!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #16 February 17, 2006 We'll be waiting for the results._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #17 February 18, 2006 I would never, under any circumstances kick this one to the curb. She's a keeper! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #18 February 18, 2006 Well I was only half serious about that part...but if you've been with her 7 months and everything's good, then she's not going to break it off b/c of some farting. She'll probably give the old "eww, that's gross." Then you can dutch over her and laugh your ass off and she'll do nothing about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
