Keith 0 #1 August 19, 2004 This is pretty funny DUBYA AUDIO REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments? DUBYA: Yeah -- tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. It's -- you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity. [Laughter emanates from the audience] REPORTER: Okay. DUBYA: And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between -- sovereign entities. -- Well that clears up the relationship perfectly, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 Listen to audio Many more at: http://www.dubyaspeak.com/Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 August 19, 2004 Pretty classic You should re-direct it to the "American" jokes thread. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #3 August 20, 2004 No, Keith knows better, because this isn't a joke about Americans, it is a blooper for the files of Dubya. A poorly chosen comment by Chirac isn't a French joke. No, those go more like "There's a great deal on WWII vintage French rifles, coming out of Berlin, and the seller says they were only dropped once." That, or "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #4 August 20, 2004 Cheese Eating Surrender Monke*** Taken from a (quite hilarious) article. As far as I am concerned, Chirac should be (and will be) in jail. Definitely not my hero. As for WWII events... But that's for another thread (once again!!!) "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,151 #5 August 20, 2004 Quotebecause this isn't a joke about Americans, it is a blooper for the files of Dubya. Well, outside of the fact that the idiot got elected to multiple elected positions. Specially the presidency. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #6 August 20, 2004 My favorite artical was the one saying that the French wanted the NAZI's there to as tourists...And that we screwed it all up by kicking them out."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #7 August 20, 2004 QuoteQuotebecause this isn't a joke about Americans, it is a blooper for the files of Dubya. Well, outside of the fact that the idiot got elected to multiple elected positions. Specially the presidency. Do we really need to go into the makeup of political officals again? What is it? Oh yeah: poli-tics, meaning "many bloodsucking parasites." Besides, you prefer the man who invented the internet, calculators, the abacus, and pants?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites