HALOjmpr 0 #1 May 10, 2002 There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied to him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 May 10, 2002 First I read Pammi's post and that made me wince. Then I read this !!!! Painful !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #3 May 10, 2002 talk about a bad trip to the beach. mean little bitch. why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
