lauril 0 #1 October 31, 2002 ------------------------------------------------ Fly Killer ------------------------------------------------ Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie. Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer and the 2 females were on the phone." ------------------------------------------------ THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOUR ------------------------------------------------ "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." "We're all out of red, so I used pink." "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?" "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy." "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie." "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups." "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here." "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before." "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect." Q: Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season? A: They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver. A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle." I wonder what they do in that dental clinic..lol (sfw) I bet that there's a guy in that costume.. (content is not safe for work, but I think that the pic is..) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parrot 0 #2 October 31, 2002 Quote I bet that there's a guy in that costume.. (content is not safe for work, but I think that the pic is..) Definately Not work safe Heh, thats funny . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMFin 0 #3 October 31, 2002 That cotume would make a nice jumpsuit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #4 October 31, 2002 That costume looks like an ear after Hannibal Lecter has had a nibble on it.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #5 October 31, 2002 here are some more funies. My fav is the table of elements click to see "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
