chickenhawk420 0 #1 November 13, 2002 Got one fresh twenty something soul for sale. Any intrested parties contact me, price must be good, comes from a healthy (sometimes chemicaly abused) twentyone, male, UK body. go on get bidding!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #2 November 13, 2002 Come on, man. You saw what happened to Bart Simpson when he sold his soul. Don't do it. It's not worth it.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gus 1 #3 November 13, 2002 What's the going rate in jump tickets for a good soul? GusOutpatientsOnline.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 November 13, 2002 If your only 21 I'm not interested. You've got a chance to out live me an what am I going to do with a soul I can't enslave until you die? I mean I could burn in tomorrow.. {If I was an active skydiver that is} So I think I'll have to pass on this one. Now if any of you that are closer to death an older then me want to make some extra cash.. I might be interested "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 November 13, 2002 I'm really only interested in your liver. If i continue drinking so much, i'll need a new one soon. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 November 13, 2002 ok how does 40 sound, life of an absued stoner and drunk until 27, then got clean and my act together. Thew cost is 2 rigs one novice and one intermeadiate What say you do we have a deal You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 November 13, 2002 Still a little young, your only 5 years older then me. I want to have many many fruitful years with an enslaved soul. I mean think of the things you could do with it!! Send it to your bankers house an scare him shittless! Even better, send it to terrorise those pesky bill collectors who call at all hours of the day an night! Or maybe to an ex's place to make her/his life miserable. So it has to have longevity for me to be buying a soul. Sorry I'm being so picky but you have to think about the mileage you'll get from it. Plus your price is a bit steep for me. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #8 November 13, 2002 Liver?? Oh yeah that funny organ that keeps shouting STOP! Its yours baby (for a small price including postage and cryogenic packaging- slight damage i think (actually really hope not damaged but hey what you gonna do) Umm just think of the fun you could have with your very own enslaved soul preorder now 1-800-SOULs usually ships within two years (give or take as our very own MR. D. E. Ath is a very buisy dude) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #9 November 13, 2002 Ah but how much milleage will you get from a soul thats older than you, surely the younger souls is where its at? Um can i bagsy (english young school slang for "THATS MINE") that funny texan dude thats sits in that office (slight eclipse shape) and doesn't smoke cigars with his aides (only his mules) soul coz i could have some fun with that. Umm whats the going price for a soul? A- Money B- Jump tickets C- New blingbling rig with new gear D- All of the above and more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
