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jumperconway

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Blonde

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down
the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead
happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is
buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You
don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he
always has expectations after giving me flowers and I
just don't feel like spending the next three days on
my back with my legs n the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"












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MATING CALLS:
Brunette: "Oh, I so horny!;)"
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Blonde:"Oh, I'm soooooo drunk1:S
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Redhead:"em....NEXT!!!!"
I love those Redheads.:ph34r:

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