Monday Funny

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How to Launch a Personal Watercraft

(safe for work)

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

[riggerrob 558]

Thank you, but I will be quite happy to hand-carry my kayak to the water.

[CrazyIvan 0]

I'd rather SWOOP the lake

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[blewaway5 0]

Really what else could you do other than get falling down drunk and play on the water then?

Truman Sparks for President

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Cause the dishwasher should match the stove and fridge!

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A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I
have ever put my pecker in."

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