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airtwardo

Lost my wife, talk to me

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I approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said...........

"I can't find my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why should I talk to you?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
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~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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