jraf 0 #1 April 15, 2003 OK dudes and dudettes: I am looking for inspiration. This weekend the big thing is going on at ZHills and I need your ideas for doing very stupid but relatively safe things. I mean relatively safe. I would not like to wind up with limbs torn of...but...jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 15, 2003 Creeper races Creeper bowling Wet T-shirt contest--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 April 15, 2003 That's easy, just before you do anything, simply yell out, "Hey y'all, watch this!!" That should do it. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #4 April 15, 2003 ASS ROCKETS! - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #5 April 15, 2003 QuoteCreeper races ask slappie about that one!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #6 April 15, 2003 Bring the Irish back - they'll think of something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 April 15, 2003 Jimbo my friend, assrockets I have made a provision forThere will be no more driving my car through the swoop pond - that number is getting stale, done it many times and it's boring by now. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #8 April 15, 2003 Quote Bring the Irish back - they'll think of something No thank you, we know how to drink a lot by ourselves. No need to teach us that trick.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #9 April 15, 2003 Quote Jimbo my friend, assrockets I have made a provision for No, you haven't. You may think you have, but you haven't. Less than 48 hours now. Less than 48 hours. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #10 April 15, 2003 QuoteCreeper races Creeper bowling Come on dave, you remember me on the creepers at Eloy right? Oh and jraf, what about a good old fashioned potato gun?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 April 15, 2003 The pyromaniac that I am, I have some ideas how to build one, but more insight is most welcome. Jimbo - beware of the preparations. The Dark Overlord of the planet Xury is coming (deep breathing in background)jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #12 April 15, 2003 you could get a party boy costume like in jackass and do the pogo dance on top of the beacon. or even funnier, do the party boy number in the middle of one of the 120 way debriefs. Box would LOVE that..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #13 April 15, 2003 Jraf, here you go How to build a potato gun"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #14 April 15, 2003 QuoteThe pyromaniac that I am, I have some ideas how to build one, but more insight is most welcome. There are some pretty good plans here, otherwise just check Google - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #15 April 15, 2003 Stacy as you know I am in posession of the Party Boy costume - it has been documented, but you just brought a few ideas to my mind....hmmmmmmm jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #16 April 15, 2003 Quote There will be no more driving my car through the swoop pond - that number is getting stale, done it many times and it's boring by now. What if we drove someone elses car through the swoop pond? That might be fun. Remember, it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #17 April 15, 2003 Quote What if we drove someone elses car through the swoop pond? That might be fun. Remember, it's easier to ask for forgiveness that it is to ask for permission. yeah hans, remember that 'rover that was nicer than yours? getting any ideas??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #18 April 15, 2003 Yeeeah....and I know how to hot wire 'em buggers. Just will need to bring my flak jacket with. Someone told me that Land Rover owners often have guns not far away jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 April 15, 2003 Yeah, I almost busted your mellon on a packing weight when you went airborn across the packing carpet...it was really damned funny, though! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #20 April 15, 2003 I think what JRAF wants are not stupid and safe party stunts, he is fully capable of coming up with those (and forget about the 'safe' part). I myself am looking forward to seeing him with an assrocket whatever that is...What he is looking for are fun things to do on jumps, safely. I know because he wanted to try a jump with me and one of those swimming pool float noodles, and nobody at the dz could come up with a good way to use it... I emphasize the 'SAFE' part over the 'STUPID' aspect...'cause I know he will convince me to go along on the jumps...after the fun horny gorilla we did a couple days ago I am ready for more!Marc "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #21 April 15, 2003 Hans...i think you'll do just fine. if you need assistance with the pyrotechics show, find Digger...make sure Mottsky is around to bitch about it. ;) if you really, really need to call in the people capable of mass destruction, have Mr. Meagher give me a call. I've been lying dormant for a while saving myself for the 4th of July, but i will be more than happy to share some ideas... happy destruction.arlo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #22 April 15, 2003 Get an inflatable raft: - go fishing in the swoop pond - charge for ferry rides across the swoop pond - wear a silly outfit and sing Italian love songs; find a guy and girl to ride in the boat - put a few quarts of oil, and paint "Exxon Valdez" on the side - if you really want to freak people out, set the pond on fire! (gas floats!) Then maybe stand there offering to take people across. Keep calling yourself Charonit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #23 April 15, 2003 Quote- wear a silly outfit and sing Italian love songs; find a guy and girl to ride in the boat i can sooo see him doing this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genie 0 #24 April 15, 2003 Quote Bring the Irish back - they'll think of something *** i thought there werre some of us till out there ? Not to worry - heres the idea! BOG SNORKELLING! http://longford.local.ie/content/45923.shtml/sports_and_leisure/sports_events Enjoy! Genie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #25 April 15, 2003 Quote Creeper races Creeper bowling Wet T-shirt contest I can attest to not doing the creepr races nor creeper bowling. The Wet-Tshirt contest sounds resonably safe tho.. Stay away from the creepers!! They are made to hurt you! They can and will break bones and blow your whole night!! I know from experience! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
