skykitten 0 #1 May 6, 2003 Our lager, which art in barrels Hallowed be thy brew. I be drunk, thy be drunk At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us And lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangovers For thine is thy beer, thy bitter, and thy lager Forever and ever, Barmen. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 May 6, 2003 and you have the best beer in the world over there in Germany too!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #3 May 6, 2003 Tonight I'm half drunk off champaign, waiting for the bf to get back from Berlin. Little does he know that there is a scantily clad strawberry blonde waiting for him. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #4 May 6, 2003 a favorite of mine..Get Drunk! Always be drunk. That's it! The great imperative! In order not to feel Time's horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, Get drunk and stay that way. On what? On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever. But get drunk. And if you sometimes happen to wake up on the porches of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the dismal loneliness of your own room, your drunkenness gone or disappearing, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, ask everything that flees, everything that groans or rolls or sings, everything that speaks, ask what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock will answer you: "Time to get drunk! Don't be martyred slaves of Time, Get drunk! Stay drunk! On wine, virtue, poetry, whatever!" --- Charles Baudelaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slayer21016 2 #5 May 6, 2003 A long time ago way back in history when all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea along came a man by the name of charlie motts and he invented a wonder full drink and he made it out of hops he must have been an admiral or a sultan or a king and to his praises we will always sing look at what he's done for us he's filled us up with cheer long live charlie mott's the man who invented BEER BEER BEER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
